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Why must I have a meat suit?
Also, it's Wednesday, my dudes.
Me too, worms...
I feel the need to say that there are a lot of cuddly as fuck cats.
That explains a lot...
:D
Every. Time.
Oh... It's me... Well, it used to be. I used to wanna give sexy vibes. Now I dgaf. Goofy and weird all the way.
My cat accidentally scratched me there, and yeah...
It's true. And they were great.
Thanks all. Have a good rest of the day. Take it easy.
Kittensandyarns
#24 "Consider this your final warning. Refill the bowl before I can see the bottom of it."
DontTazeMeBrah
#1
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notsomediumbear
#10 someone needs to send this to Neil Gaiman for him to make this real cannon!
SteveD31415
#1 That's intelligent design for you.
blackhawk2233
#2 I might be a worm
TallynNyntyg
#15 Neil, stop procrastinating and get back to your book.
Brokengoat
#1 why indeed must we suffer this life
TrapperQ
The Red Brick road probably goes to the Good Witch Glinda's home, Quadling Country.
Emiloo74
#26 Wait. Where are the potato chips? Must have them to balance all that sweetness.
greatn0rth
#1 Skill issue hahaha (crack) ow I laughed too hard and hurt my back
Emiloo74
Reminds how I legit sneezed and hurt my neck and back in my late 40s. It was hilarious and painful. I will say my back hurts less in my 40s than in my 20s and 30s. It is easier to tweak it, though.
FlatPlutoSociety
myr14d
#1: Welcome to your 30s. Your back hurts, sleeping wrong on anything will cripple you for a week, and no you're never gonna figure out how you got that bruise.
DaBaDoop
ruint
I haven't laughed that much for a while. An equisite dump +1
DaBaDoop
mynamespaul
#1 no no you see I’m fit, lean, athletic, and am on top of all my health stuff… my back is strong as all holy fuck… so my back will only hurt a little… until my 50s when it will hurt a lot regardless for the last 40 years of my life. Flawless design, thanks Jesus. 👌
Redyls
#1 i feel like R&D really half assed our design...
EggFooYung
Intelligent design my ass.
DdCno1
We evolved hunting and scavenging in the African savanna, not lifting boxes or sitting on chairs all day. We are exceptionally well adapted to this place, to the point that even modern humans who have never before been in this place instantly feel more comfortable in this natural environment (heart-rate, physical and mental well-being) than in any other environment on Earth, natural or man-made. We like savannas so much that the moment we have access to ACs, we instinctively set temperature 1/
DdCno1
2/2 and moisture to similar levels as this environment: https://www.insidescience.org/news/americans-make-their-homes-feel-african-savannah-where-humans-first-evolved
ClownishAntics
#1 Sounds like you need to spend more time on all fours, like nature intended
ThomasTheWankEnglne
i was thinking about this, it was intended to wiggle back and forth first, which is why we have somuch lateral movement in our abdominal area. then went to being on all 4s
ricpaul
My dad always told me the stupidest thing mankind ever did was switch to walking upright. (He had backproblems himself, was a PE teacher and taught anatomics, respiratory system and the bodies energyworkings to future soccer coaches)
DaBaDoop
My application to possess the body of a cat remains unanswered.
ClownishAntics
Not my first choice, but fair enough
DaBaDoop
tiderfish
#18 the cyclotron lights (4 red lights) on the back of the pack light up one at a time
PirateArrrgument
#4 This man passed up the chance to name himself Bearing Straights and I'm very disappointed.
jrntn
The human digestion system is a travesty. You eat too much? Your stomach hurts. You eat too little? Your stomach hurts. You operate your physical organism too far away from what it evolved to do in any direction? Guess what, it will fucking hurt
DMSledge
#24 My kids did this one to me.
Zioxyl
#3 anybody checked if this actually worked?
distraingotnobrakes
Cats are cuddly, dogs are cuddly, and plenty of cats and dogs like to cuddle with each other.
DaBaDoop
distraingotnobrakes
One of the best feelings in the world is having a pet or friend fall asleep on you.
DaBaDoop
It super is!
Sechran
#15 - this is an interesting concept, but I think the only way to have HP Lovecraft would be if he filled the Dan Hibiki role in the game.
Like, on one hand you have actual war veterans, and on the other you have a guy who had, "too weak a constitution for *math.*"
BeaverOnFire
TheMightyMollusk
Honestly, I'm too distracted by the initial impression of seeing Ted Cruz get kicked in the face.
jursamaj
In fairness, math is fairly rigorous. Indeed, mathematicians are known for their rigorousness.
mward1984
I just want a mini-game where you beat the fuck out F Scott Fitgerald.
TheGhastHunter
Put Lovecraft there too. Racist bastard
Vesorias
Fighting games have never been about realism, otherwise superhero fighting games would be the most hilariously unbalanced games in existence
TheWorstWeasley
Batman immediately punched into the sun everytime
wingineer
I think you've got to imagine most of them as being essentially magic-powered, much like how a skeleton in an RPG couldn't even hold a sword if it wasn't animated by magic.
T410N
This is clear zombie propaganda and I won't quietly sit here while you diss my Boney homies
porcubot
#1 exercise your core and stop lifting shit with your back
TiredBanana
Ah yes. The only reason for back issues in human history is lifting wrong. No other issues can possibly exists.
FrankDimaggio5691
#1 Gravity pulls you down and the spine adjusts to the point of least resistance. Proof we evolved to be bipedal from a former, more primate-like stance. Regular extension of the spine and exercises to develop the muscle groups that support the lumbar and glutes can prevent back pain. Practicing good posture isn’t enough.
FrankDimaggio5691
Nothing lasts. Especially little fleshy things at the small of your back 😄
HelpfulCorn
It would be nice if the discs lasted longer than 40 years though
DdCno1
That's a pretty realistic human life expectancy in the wilderness, which is where humanity has spent almost all of the 300,000 years of its existence on this planet. 40 years of a working back are adequate, civilization is a very recent, comparatively short and probably temporary aberration. Civilization is only 6000 years old, give or take, so a mere 2% of the entire time the anatomically modern human has existed - and it's not like all humans instantly got a seated office job in 4000 BCE.
HelpfulCorn
I got like 40 or 50 more years though
Snooj
#3 Thank you for reminding me that my tea is in the microwave.
DaBaDoop
Snooj
Oh shit, thank you for brining me back to this thread and reminding me my tea is still in the microwave. I'm stuck on a call. It will probably remain there until nightfall.
DaBaDoop
Suppagappa
Did you get your tea yet?
Snooj
Not until several hours later when my wife took it out of the microwave to heat up something else. But yes, thank you for checking.
NonWellKnownImgurian
OP, that's a nice dump
DaBaDoop
NonWellKnownImgurian
You're welcome. Also, I like your cowboy hat
DaBaDoop
NonWellKnownImgurian