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Feb 22, 2017 11:10 PM
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PoliticalWanderer
Trouble is, no matter what planet you travel to there'll be human there. Get more than 6-10 humans (max) in one place, things get fucked up.
thethirdeye
They are about as close to their sun as Mercury is to ours but their sun might be cooler. Still, wouldn't mind visiting.
doctoroblivious
Should have been preceded by "Good news everyone..."
HolyShitZoom
Lol, nice use of meme and merging it with a hot topical point.
wildcatfan4life
Later reports say that one was not actually a planet but a space station.
robotheads
http://imgur.com/tdri67v
NuclearDawn242
*That are 40 light years away.
kriptictide
Chereazi
Does any of them have internet though?
cheshirecat00
Do you know how many people sacrificed themselves just so you know what's safe to eat,& your trying to start all over again from square?
chocomon
Oh the possibilities!
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
If you are a human and you take humans with you, you are bringing the problem with you.
anubisfike
They are tidally locked and don't have an atmosphere. Have a good time.
PureLoveMachine
With a lot of work mars could be habitable.
AgentNSFW
TheWhiteRat
What's this from?
livinglife9009
Mind you, three of them are habitable.
genetit
I'm sure you'll retract that comment once we dropship ur wrinkly ass onto Gliess 581g.
ApolloEightStoleMyPetMoonRock
Piss off then I'm joking take me with you sir
waitingtofly
40 light years away though.
MrLegger
Well in that case...good news everyone!
PirateArrrgument
I didn't want to live on the planet anymore before we knew there were other planets.
krapmyself
Yeah, but how do we get there, it's Pandorum all over again!!!
werdCAsquared
With the Helios 1, it should only take about 170,000 years to get there
dodgedalke133
Ragnarok1030
Yes, but are they uniquely flat like our earth is?
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Well sorta, most (maybe all) of them are tidally locked to their sun, so one side always faces it, there is a habitable zone at twilight.
StandardDeviant
They only have 3 elephants each
somespazzoid
No, they're all on the cob
Ragnarok1030
Is there a screaming sun?
DrWigglesworth
No, they're all fizzy
StandardDeviant
They only have 3 elephants each
SnakesAreAwesome
I would settle for just Mars.
iCantImager
Let's just figure out how to travel at light speed and we'll be good.
NotSoSmartAlek
*faster than
NoneOfThisEverHappened
Good use of meme +1
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ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Good meme, everyone!
Zlimeshili
SquidShadeyWadey
Omg was that the actual guy but older
JustAnAutisticFuckingRainbowBarfingTransgenderphobeUnicorn
Yes
Siptro
Discover all they want. We still have no way to travel that far in a reasonably time frame
fluffzbunny
That's what they want you to think. We have had that tech since in the 50s
Tornadotaco
Super cool though. Unfortunately they think they are tidally locked so temperatures would be extreme
spookyactionatadistance
Well I've released the protomolecule and it's going to help us
thomasthetankimgurine
Even when they figure it out, it'll be the richest that go and leave the rest of us to rot on Earth with the mess they made.
TheManYourManCouldSmellLike
AnomalousFox
When you think in geological time, a few thousand years is actually a pretty short wait.
HoochIsCrazzy
Geologically, yes. Getting humans to focus and coordinate on a single goal...
xane
I volunteer shooting my bacteria infested body at them to create new microbial life.
OneShot510
You want to do....... a baby shower? Technically speaking, bukkake is a baby shower.
Ihadtoditchmyotherusernamebecauseofyou
Meh, it's only 40 lightyears. I am sure we can find a willing Uber driver.
CloudCider
"No worries bro im making a playlist for this ride"
newworldtraveller
Gotta watch out for those surge fees though! Can't be trying to get a ride while hella aliens are out clubbin!
Blacklistedone
My last uber driver Steve, said he'd do it. Never disappointed a rider.
aleister94
We'd probably be very close to FTL flight by now if we hadn't stopped caring about space travel a long time ago
sakkehattu
Isn't FTL just impossible? Or is there something I'm missing?
FromMars
It'd be common knowledge and for almost certainty whether we'd be able to or not if we hadn't stopp-...
10ftmidget
671 million miles per hour and the fastest we've managed is the Helios probe as it fell towards sun at closest 157,000m/ph relative to sun
Septcanmat
40 LY at .75c is only 53 years. Not too shabby.
hughesybooze
Warp drive for the win.
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
My dad's an aerospace professor, off the cuff he estimated we can manage about 0.01-0.1% at best.
Playmikesux
I would go so fast if we could.
pyrrhlis
Theroretical top speed of an Alcubierre drive is 10c, so with that it would be at least 4 years.
Rkhbusa
A mere four years away once we figure out how to bend spacetime
snipekill1997
Actually its only 35 years.
Septcanmat
That would require faster-than-light travel.
snipekill1997
Nope, try and remember the other implications of relativity beyond the impossibility of FTL.
Septcanmat
I'm speaking from the point of view of someone on earth, obviously.
JimCotton
We can't get close to that speed.
spookyactionatadistance
Ion drives produce continuous acceleration for very little fuel. It's a matter of reaching the speed then deceleration.
Septcanmat
Not currently but we'll get there. Especially with NASA's EM drive looking promising.
LitteralyHitler
But how tf do you plan on training a second generation to take over once the first set of people die?
Septcanmat
Same way we do on earth?
Ihadtoditchmyotherusernamebecauseofyou
53+39=94 I can there! Just wait a minute while I put on my Sunday best,
spookyactionatadistance
Your math makes no sense. Why are you adding the time (53 years) to the distance (39 light-years). That's like saying I'm going to
spookyactionatadistance
2- NYC 300 miles away which takes 3 hours so I'll get there in 303 hours.
Ihadtoditchmyotherusernamebecauseofyou
Because I am drunk. How does 53+39=94 when it should be 92? Pay no attention to me.
snipekill1997
He may be 39 ya know. Especially since the distance said was 40ly not 39ly.