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This asshole
I was sitting in my car when this guy backs in next to me. My thought process was as follows:
"Oh, they seem a bit off, maybe they'll drive out and readjust? No? Oh okay they're leaving the car. Wait, am I really far over maybe?"
So I got out of my car and started looking to see if I was in the lines:
"I mean I'm a bit far over I guess? I didn't think it was that ba- oh, no, it's definitely them"
They were still there when I left after doing my shopping, so here's to you, asshole.
championofbreakfasts
How full was the rest of the car park?
GangsterMuppet
The one reason to drive a smart car.
UrsusArctos4U
Carry a roll of ductape and cover the rear license plate. He/she won't see it until they get pulled over.
TacosLocosForever
Just borrow some of their tire pressure...
puffymcscrote
Spit a big ole goober of snot right in the middle of the driver's side half of the windshield.
nouseforanameforthisshit
Spit also of the car door handle.
WhatTheFuckDoesWTFmean
I don't believe in proportional responses, this guy's house needs to burn down as karmic retribution. As he is sitting on the curb...
WhatTheFuckDoesWTFmean
Watching the last of the Flames go out and seeing the fighter fighters spray down his smoldering home and possessions, one should walk up...
WhatTheFuckDoesWTFmean
And say "sir, this happened because you parked like an asshole. You deserve this."
DefaultToFactorySettings
Dump 3< carts strapped together right in front. Will take them maybe 5 minutes to get apart to lift and move.
DefaultToFactorySettings
The amount of time it took someone to find another parking space.
MarkofSilence
Seeing people do this makes me want to key the hell out of there cars
KeteQuinn
Remember. Slash three tires, set up a camera to catch them slashing the fourth to get insurance.
MongolianCandlesWithLove
I get the fp reference but really, just let the air out of them. That's not property damage but still a huge hassle.
KeteQuinn
It's the satisfaction.
feministbiatch
Fuck your parking lines.I do this ever since three cars chipped the paint off my white SUV in one week by slamming their door into my door.
robbinaustin
If you do it in the back forty of the lot; who cares.
feministbiatch
Seems like a lot of people do. I park farthest away from the entrance but if I don't take up two spots someone always wants to be next to me
KeteQuinn
I'd take up two spots just to park as close to you as possible.
feministbiatch
I'd park my car on top of yours if you did that.
KeteQuinn
Pretty sure that would wreck your car.
feministbiatch
Worth it to give you the hassle. When you arrive at the scene, a duel would await you.