'What do you do for living?' 'I was a bartender' 'You're hired'

Jul 26, 2021 12:42 AM

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'What do you do for living?' 'I was a bartender' 'You're hired'

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Sir I just want my drink pls

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This makes me dizzy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Today, we’ve secretly replaced one of his smoothies with bees. Let’s see if he notices.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

clear those cobwebs near the ceiling

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That shoulder though.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pre-covid I wouldn't thought this was cool. Now I'm thinking "you're letting my smoothie touch alot of rona air, hotrod"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea bartenders gotta have great skills or great tits to make great tips.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This gives me so much anxiety

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to see the floor

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anyone else notice he’s putting his finger in each cup? No thanks.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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"Guy, please, I have to go back to work and you've been playing with my smoothie for 20 minutes..."

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

if you're going to this place you are either a new customer or you're going there for the show.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"poured from high height, not stirred"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Avatar obviously

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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Was he good with slinkies as a kid?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This shit is almost hypnotic. I would love to see the entire video.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If someone could loop this it would be batter

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Found British

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can’t, I forget everything without blabbing out and turn into an asshole.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile when pouring water from my kettle to a mug from around 5cm away I spill the water fairly often.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@JeffersonSheppard

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Blentender

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love his smile. He seems so proud :)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was a bartender and i didnt do that to the beer i was pouring

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that's a fuckin' legend right there.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For breakfast, my dad would ask us if we wanted "long-milk or short-milk" and if we said long he'd raise the carton while pouring, like ^

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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He got sacked for fucking about too much.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just pour my drink already, mister fancypants!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blender Bender

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4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gotta wait for the good ending. After.....a few hours.

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