Automated inspirationals from Inspirobot

Inspirobot loves writing part 1... and hating on fatties.

Inspirobot loves writing part 2

This one is actually pretty good. Most are... random.

Nothing says masculine like a troupe of ballerinas

Paranoid, paranoid music.

Inspirobot is not a believer in HAES.

Inspirobot is from the land of reverse fire

Generally the brain rides you.

realistically you're a mystery to 99% of the people you see while on vacation.

Hard to argue with that kind of logic.

... And sudden surprise Hitler!

Sounds slightly kinky

The secret to power.

I think it is pithier to say "Drunk is stupid".

Sort of threatening.

True story, everyone's friends want this. Everyone.

Sound life advice.

This one would make a great reaction.jpg kind of thing.

So true, and it makes a great thumbnail too