The harder you try...

Apr 5, 2017 8:11 PM

Started eating healthier and working out. Apparently all it's got me is three days in hospital with an acute kidney injury. Send haikus. Or ideas for new tattoos.

Drink more water and pace yourself. Rhabdomyolysis is nothing to fuck around with.

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Ummm... what dude?

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yeah. make sure the cow is dead before trying to eat some of it.

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You're thumb looks weird as fuck.. Looks like another finger

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Fingerthumb. They're all the rage now.

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