ejaytee91
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Some great advice to follow..
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
Mar 27, 2016 6:53 AM
ejaytee91
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Man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
+1 for that great wordplay
PrivateSectorSexPenguin
Dat paradox doe
Pouvatsu
Seems to work in most animes.
SurfDaSpot
No No No, you join them! Dec 31st 1999 I moved in with my ex and she blasted a bong load telling me I knew what I was getting into (1/2)
SurfDaSpot
I said "Puff-Puff-Pass". She loads me a bowl, I torch it, then her old roommate is in shock. I said "If you can't beat em, Join em!"
intenseasthecircus
I can't tell you how many times I've been engulfed on all sides. Heck, I had to beat them all off just to get some rest.
namtrohs
heheh, you said "beat them all off" +1
CharlesFuckingBronson
Worst case scenario: they come to crucify you, and then all your friends say they are you, so everyone you love gets crucified. (1)
CharlesFuckingBronson
Wait... that's actually pretty shitty... (2)