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I think breaking an awkward silence with “wanna make out?” Is funny but I do not have the courage or significant other to do this
fallswinkingtothefloor
#49 FUCKING RAZORLIGHT that's it I'm dead
SomeDetroitGuy
#2 is obviously a joke. It's insane to me how many people insist that it isn't.
themadprofessor
#42 Just as weird as "We're trying for a baby" is the same as "I'm dropping deep cream pies in your daughter as often as possible" AND THEY'RE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
SmollCashew
#12 Are they nervous? Or does having a severely diminished territory effect their instincts and way of living?
grylliWrecker
#25 great story, but Texas has no income tax or any other tax you would “file for” annually.
IGuessImAFan
#7 😭😭😭
al3xinw0nderland0000
#26 fuck that, we should be able to identify the TERF account
Freeasabird2015
#2 I have always wondered what the rest of this looked like. Does that idot get called out, does he realise his monumental mistake?
mastertmo
#25 Any confirmation this is real, when if it's since been repeated? I did a very brief search, and Texas recognizes Common Law marriages which are about as opposite this definition as possible (except for designating the partners as "husband and wife", thus eliminating same sex marriages)
zafner
#25 "malicious compliance" or "uncivil obedience" which is a fun term to read about
WhoHim
#24 I equal my bipolar disorder to lycanthropy. It's usually invisible, but sometimes I change into a terrible person that does bad things and hurts myself and even more often, the ones I love. I need to be restrained during those times. Unlike lycanthropy tho, I killed and ate the heart of the person that gave me bipolar and I still have it. Movies are bullshit
Rodville
#3 I saw it filled and sealed. Does that count?
beegobuzz
#3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1hxmfi_4J8
CPTBRUMBL3Z
#21
Sechran
#25 - Lawful as written, Chaotic in spirit.
WienerBeener
#18 ... HEY! Fuck you...
ridureyu
#5 are they really your friends if they loathe you? Or are they just people you share a bit of carpet with once in a while and convince yourself are your friends?
Perhaps you say things that cause them harm?
Or perhaps you are not the problem, and need different friends?
VowelShiftBetch
#49 my playlist of 90s, 00s & 10s alt rock/ punk rock etc (containing both of these artists lol) is titled 'Dad Rock (derogatory)'
Mechwarrior719
#48 this makes me irrationally angry and I don’t even like Nine Inch Nails all that much.
HelpfulCorn
I love it. For the NIN fan to wear to his corporate IT job
PeaceOnEarthGoodPornToAll
#10 I'm down as long as it's furiously. Casual make out? Sorry, nope.
firlefranz
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UltraLincoln
#46 did... did they censor "guys"?
skunkaway2000
They did, my g*y
ScienceFaction
#9 i seem to recall that a major problem the characters had to deal with was that in fact not all the dinosaurs were females.
VowelShiftBetch
They were biological females that underwent parthenogenesis (due to their spliced frog DNA)
maybeamonster
some of them started female and then transitioned into males. frog dna.
ScienceFaction
The Hubris of genetic engineering in the 90s, should have used bird DNA
farfie
My next immediate concern is, as a worker in a fictional sci-fi action thriller, that a t-rex would grow wings and eat us all.
ScienceFaction
Technically the Trex did eventually grow wings, and they've been a BBQ staple ever since
lordnequam
Bird DNA would have left them feathered, but the public still wanted featherless dinosaurs back in the 90s, so you had to use frogs instead to achieve the desired aesthetic.
ScienceFaction
Grant's musings over how bird-like the rapors were was a nod to what made his viewpoint a radical theory even in many scientific circles at that time.