Another LinkedIn Lunatic

Jan 14, 2026 11:35 PM

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How to lose your best staff 101

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So when she raises her prices for her clients because she represented them for a long time and developed a great working relationship with them, they should throw her moronic advice about loyalty right back in her face and threaten to leave if she doesn’t lower her prices

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Toby sounds like a parasite feeding off the reduction of other peoples salaries.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If someone is still "secretary" after 17 years - no, they aren't. They've missed multiple title increases and are a senior administrative assistant and likely the backbone of getting things actually done.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Business consulting is amazing because you can literally just make up anything and people will pay you for it

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most positions do have a cap or scale. I hit the top of mine last year.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time to move on then, I suppose.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well there's your business cost loss issue, right there, you hired this dumbass cunt to "advise" you how to run your business.

2 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

This bitch is plain ass making shit up. There might be a secretary somewhere making 100k. That secretary’s boss is not asking this bitch for consultations.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck off, Toby.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But she's "Building Teams and Leaders."

They're shitty teams with bad leaders, but still...

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

20k ain’t shit compared to a good, loyal secretary that knows the ins and outs of your business. Sounds like the employer should have cut this bullshit consultant and saved THAT cost, instead

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"#bitesizewokshop"? Is that a typo? Or some lousy pun/slur?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, and in either case, LOL...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you haven't gotten more value out of a secretary around that long then you're either lying or a worthless "company"

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I was bookkeeper/secretary/human resources for 17 years at a small business. When I retired 2 years ago, it had grown from 5 employees to 40, I'd gone from part to full time, and the only responsibility I'd handed off was invoicing. I had developed multiple systems to deal with the changes, all documented in a procedures manual for whoever came next. Was I worth more than I was paid? Well, they replaced me with 2 people and I hear they're on hire number seven.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice! Of course they had more value, and an extra 20k is beans to spend for a good and loyal employee. That company OP posted about with this "consultant" hopefully went under soon after.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0