JaceCameron
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Sadly im on call this weekend so my weekend immune system doesnt count
Jan 23, 2026 2:01 PM
JaceCameron
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Sadly im on call this weekend so my weekend immune system doesnt count
Mohareb
I just don't get sick. Everybody around me get sick and i get to enjoy doing their work :)
MajorNikon
Same reason why I only shit on company time even though 3 day weekends are tough.
UncleRat
Best Dad joke I read in days. Thanks for posting.
madjo
Why would I call in sick during the weekend, if I'm not working in the weekend?
Frenchgeek
To ruin your boss' weekend.
alcamar
I get sick on weekends too, i just don't tell you about it because it's none of your fucking business
BrokenAnimal
Yup.
What ever would be the point?
Zetor
Did you know that whole 20% of sick days are on Mondays and Fridays. Seems suspicious to me. 🙃
SomeDetroitGuy
You meant 40%, right?
Zetor
Joke: failed. Me: 🤡