FappedInAmerica
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I'm no doctor but you might wanna get that checked out
Feb 17, 2016 11:08 PM
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Chefreign
This isn't the none pizza with left beef that I ordered.
Nightelfbane
So what was their response?
Mynamesnotcool
._.
thelazergoespewpew416
What a dick...
CxTaros
Shouldn't have ordered extra sausage.
HonourableJC
RIP Cosmo
snowman520182
Is it made out of dil-dough?
kiDDarknessssS
Next time I order I'm gonna put this in the request box if there is one.
queenoflurking
If it works post us a pic.
sarapls
Mad he didn't get the sausage he asked for
HOTFIER
That's a pretty ballsy thing to do...
Theunimaginativeone
Half the box is fucking empty bastards
Oceanmist
It's my dick in a box!
NegativePositivePrimitive
Yeah totally not made up
queenoflurking
Still funny.
ultrabal
What no garlic bread
sorrynotsorryimnotcanadian
Yeah, pretty sure that type of pizza comes with white sauce.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
Dominos cuts pizza horrible, almost every time I get a Pizza its hardly cut at all
iH8myPP
Did Dominos just deep dish you?
Bobdobtherob
Niiiice
thegayestunicorn
Prepare for deep throating
JackDManheim
I see, it wasn't cut
LordGeneralHammerSmash
Dude,fucking dude.*or lady* you fucking win,game over you win.
OneDayIllBeRelevant
If my pizza isn't circumcised, I ask to speak to a manager. It seems like I've been in touch with a lot of managers...
DirtyA
nope, just too small, must have been in the pool.
tomedgerry24
HypnoChanger
It looks pretty irritated and inflamed. You may want to see your doctor about that.
HandsomCowboy
He musta ordered the Vagetarian...
RiverBear
They should have had some melted cheese hanging off the end.
lawngnomedia
It's a...It's a....It's a....
Thelimomon
Risky click of the day.
TGWeaver
flippywizgig
Wish I had a Death to Smoochie gif for this.
Kopachris
It looks like my husband's... http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsG/47937-24449.jpg
WhiteGuapo
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqtphbRSI1qav29fo1_500.gif
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
What are you, blind? It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah, it's a penis!
Chaos2183
Well the domino's person probably assumed it was the usual order his mom gets for the same address
jaybird2370
Oh I see you ordered the meat lovers.
Puppydonk
Im gonna reupload this with the comment as the title in like two weeks.
SpotIsInDaBLDG
Gold
UncomfortableTruths
THAT'S NOT DOMINOES, GET IT RIGHT
SithLordChimichanga
Can we favorite comments yet? Please?
SonOfOden
You ordered a meat lovers but you got that overly greasy bullshit they call "pepperoni".
majer9
It's funny because meat is another name for penis, and the pizza looks like a penis.
RoastedSalted
Instructions unclear. Started crying after attempting to close penis in oven.
Grumble128
Goddammit Roethlisberger...
TheOGPooner
Yer fun
NinjaGrizzlyBear
no no it looks like a well endowed elephant, get it right
DownvoteMeMore
@captainobvious someone is doing your job
icyvaynes
Extra lovers.
KnightSlayerTsorig
UncomfortableTruths
oh my god
DinosaurToastAF
I CANT BREATHE
myfeelingsarehurt
You should probably see a doctor
GeneralCaptainCrunch
Why would you be mad at that. That is a gift from god.
MonstersUniversityWasOkay
I'll go out on a limb here, and say that dominos in general, isn't a gift from god. Local pizzarias are so much better, at least here in DK.
GeneralCaptainCrunch
Meh, the dominoes near my house is pretty good, but the local pizzarias are also quite nice. Unfortunately, they don't let you add extra (1
GeneralCaptainCrunch
(2 sauce to an order, which is a BIG plus for me.
MonstersUniversityWasOkay
Might try it with extra sauce sometime then, but here it's just more expensive, and you get less value for money. But their dough is great
GeneralCaptainCrunch
I unno, it's cheaper than Pizza Hut and they offer you a free pizza after 6 purchases, so I tend to buy a pizza whenever I have a getogether
MonstersUniversityWasOkay
Pizza hut closed their restaurants here in 2009 :& It's probably because you're in America, that they've so great offers
changedAgain
He should get those spots checked out.
FappedInAmerica
You...be caption
changedAgain
Was it always the caption or did you change it? p
FappedInAmerica
I wish I would've added the "spots" part is all...