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Also, credit to @subparjuju for the post title.
Saucy sauce: https://www.google.com/amp/s/kdvr.com/2019/11/14/police-find-26-children-behind-false-wall-at-colorado-springs-daycare/amp/
DrSchlepenstein
Trump and his freaking walls.
Laylah77
Wtf
imhereforthefeetpics
What in... how th...Fuuuuck
wtfiamfake
If they bother to look in those 26 children they will find they are full of cocaine.
TheMightyMoto
Thats fucked.
OFFICIALsomebody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRPwMBAtfTY
IchiNiisan
Did they hit all the walls with a sword until they found it?
nate808hawaii
The title reads like they were dead...
VinnyTB
Seriously, I had to read the source before I realized we weren't talking about corpses. Sad that finding a corpse house didn't surprise me.
BrofessorDumbleBro
Jesus, I’m here. How did I not hear about this?
TheRealJimBosey
Same that's crazy
Lickycat
It's not as crazy as it sounds. I don't think there was any pedophilia involved. Just extra kids at a daycare.
ashaliel
Same thing here. Totally wtf.
cqde
My Epstein contribution; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgvjIY7PnQs
b612
Somewhere along the line, parents of the children should also be questioned. No way none of them knew what was going on behind those walls
abrownangel2
A civilised society is one with decent work conditions and child care facilities.
amac11
Weird shit happens in Colorado Springs man...
Kilgore12
BlueskydragonFX
getmyfeetgirl
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Session10
ImperatorNikolai
Probably state or local regulations limiting how many kids can be at the daycare, and/or not having enough staff per child
idonthaveauser
They are annoying. You clearly don't have kids.
imgurmage
Pedos.
OneFun
Pedo is Spanish slang for fart.
kodiak931155
So fart bear is a thing?
hezroncarverofgravenimages
Money. Daycare is frikin expensive.
buttcrackula
Too many kids.
coopeBugRunner
Was the title suppose to be a pun?
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
I'd upvote you but you're at 69
TheEuphinator
Yup. High key stole it from my roommate.
ThatWhaleGirl
High key, stealing the High key phrase
Doctavius
NickRivieraMD
bruh you like 5 years behind the trend
robkyky
Shoot that bitch.
ifyousayso23
This is all stemmed from greed. Seriously, three adults were in on this?
mobydickswhale
Do I dare ask how they kept them quiet?
Leeloothedog
Apparently they didn't
Vaanhalen
Are they found alive or dead???
771Killa
This
InTheEndThoughItsJustInnuendo
Both until the false wall was opened
GoldFrieza
alive, it's a daycare that has more kids than the legal limut
Pokedmeinthecoconut
tibris
ok, still bad but not as bad as I was initially thinking
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
I live in Pueblo, apparently it's the most dangerous city in Colorado, but yet Colorado Springs has definitely had some crazy ass activity.
The502nd
It's because of the SGC at the Cheyenne Mountain Complex
TheEuphinator
The Springs has gotten crazier and crazier over recent years.
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
Ya it has, it's so beautiful tho, you would think peeps that live there would not act like lunatics lol
MacClay
Pueblo is like Commerce City, in that no one cares what happens there. A volcano could wipe it out so long as I-25 isn't disrupted.
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
I like it tho, way better than where I'm from
MacClay
I guess it's not REALLY that bad, but I didn't enjoy my time there, and I hate dealing with the Pueblo office at work.
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
Well I can't find a job to save my life here lol so that sucks
SaltyInternetPirate
"Sorry, this content is not available in your region." and it didn't even return me a 451 HTTP status code...
LostSparten071
How does a parent not go home with their kid? Like oops we lost him?
StellarJay77
No no, this only has to do with them taking in more kids than they are legally allowed per adult so they can make more money.
clasper
But, where did these babies come from?? We’re they not reporters missing by their parents/loved ones??
georgeforsythe6911
doggetofftheqcekmty
It was a daycare. She was probably way over the legal limit for # of kids and hiding it.
humanhotplate
Based on the title, I thought the kids were dead.
DillPixels
Me too
Duz2
I feel like theres a 7:1 ratio of adults needed for kids under 3 years old at daycares. It depends on the state and the facilities
doggetofftheqcekmty
Exactly. When my mom did it in MI, it was like 6:1, and 1 infant at a time (or per adult, I don't remember).
nevoreJunkie
Some are lower five to one here
CongratsYouAreHereNow
I’ve been over the legal limit countless times and I’ve never hid kids behind a false wall. And I mean wayy over the limit, many, many times
CongratsYouAreHereNow
I’m talking a .26 BAC three hours after I was arrested and stopped drinking limit
clasper
Ooooooo. Got it.
GhostofBillyMays
Yeah I didn't catch that either, was trying to understand
Mrdaihatsu
I think the room was to keep them out of view while caretakers were spread thin. So far some parents knew but were not complaining.
PeterPanGuineaPig
This world has fucked us up too much that we automatically assumed these were dead kids in the walls.
doggetofftheqcekmty
Yeah. We've had a few too many "corpses in the walls" stories here in MI recently. I went there first too.
GlennBecksChalkboard
At first I didn't think they were dead, but then I read the article and was like "wait, are these kids dead?!". Thankfully, they aren't, yet
motherfluffer
I actually had to read it twice before I was convinced they were alive. Seems she stuck the kids in a basement behind a hidden wall all day
NickRivieraMD
what? to hide overcrowding, I guess? Since if 23 kids had disappeared from the school, there woulda been alarms going off earlier
boarbque
I'm wondering if there's an illegal immigrant/undocumented angle going on here. Wonder if some of those kids were hidden for fear of ICE
NickRivieraMD
I doubt a daycare would take the risk of doing something like this for something like that that's not directly to their own benefit.
boarbque
I was thinking more the other way around. The daycare would take undocumenteds' money, but then hide the kids for fear of getting shut down.
boarbque
Of course occam's razor applies. Simple answer-- we wanted more money for less effort-- is probably correct.
NickRivieraMD
It's not illegal to provide services to undocumented kids.
boarbque
Good to know!
Gcleff
I dont think everyone understands why. Legal limit of kids per adult, and lots of money.
CatsOrExcited
Is the limit 38 per adult? Because I always find it interesting when you think about the limits in classrooms.
Lynkfox
Depends on the state. I believe it's 15 per adult in Ohio for daycare, 30 for school
AnathemaNoreh
Wow! That's so high. In Ontario it's a maximum of 6 under the age of 13, including your own kids, for home daycare, and only 3 can be <2yo
AnathemaNoreh
And if it's a home care, doesn't matter how many adults you have, the max is 6 kids.
ProphetofEntropy
the older the kids are the less supervision they need.
DisgruntledFerret
...Ohhh, I get it now. They were making more money by being over capacity, and tried to hide the kids from an inspection. Thanks.
NickRivieraMD
I wanna know if they ever got away with it. They have to file paperwork with another govt agency to claim that many kids. Was there no>
NickRivieraMD
communication of that info between orgs?
MehtefaS
You can be surprised how little orgs talk together. It makes absolutely no sense
Lynkfox
Might have been filing binder false business names or separate tax IDs. Might have not been filing and just taking cash
AnthropomorphisingEverything
1st though: pedo/murderer is a monster. 2nd thought: oh, it's just for more money! 3rd thought: oh yeah, that's also pretty bad.
SapphicCatgirl
Aye, but it's a lot better than the murderer pedo scenario, innit?
ProphetofEntropy
a lot is a bit strong, they dont care about the kids potentially dying more than making a little more money.
SapphicCatgirl
I imagine if one of the children died, there would be a massive investigation that would ruin them, so they probably care about them living
SapphicCatgirl
They just care because of monetary gain tho. Still shitty but less so than a literal murderer :P
chancer888
Play a game of hide and seek every day. “Kids go hide” kids hide all day “kids your parents are here” That’ll be $120 for the day ma’am.
boom1chaching
Dont you hate it when you find the best spot and 25 of your friends follow you?
drdavessardogs
My parents wouldn't even look for me. One summer I went to camp, came home and found they had moved; no forwarding address either.
DeKetsendeRechter
Is this the plot to a film?
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
Session10
Are you Rodney Dangerfield?
drdavessardogs
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
My mom showed up to Jr Jeopardy tryouts without me because she accidentally left me at a gas station
TheDairyPope
My mom once left me at the grocery store while I was putting the cart back.
GhostofBillyMays
You sure they didn't leave you at the grand canyon?
Badsequence
Joe Dirt is that you?
drdavessardogs