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Me today (I have an new Audiobook)
Prove to me Belgium exists (You can't).
Me reading what Microsoft has been up to recently.
CUM
D:
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Yeah that doesn't sound very nice.
Division is what the Homophobes wants.
nyoom
There's a Kingdom of Sweets at the WTC now. I have worked there. Fuck that company.
THIS! LET ME BE ON A ROOF, JUST VIBING, CHILLING EVEN! There's only one roof I can go on.
O ___O
Oh no
Soggy
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DarkLadyAlannah
#26 I remember holding my iguanas like this. One was real chill and rode my shoulder, I still have scars from the other
oldbaldjewishman
Lol god
RatoMolhado
#41
pfshfine
OOoOoooh, I got the first upvote an an Abbii post! My day is made!
def3ctive
#67 10/10 peak fish
Trueshadowspawn
#30 I am a circus peanut at best
CyberHexx
#68 *Chatle Slavery. The Employment system is Legalized Wage Slavery. Workers should Own their Labor. Not sign it over to the owner for a pittance.
ThanosTheGreat
…so what has Microsoft been up to lately?
BagOfPrayers
#44 <-- Butt
zeacorzeppelin10
#37 how did they achieve that
Retrikaethan
no temptation, eh? what if i were to offer you... a gallon of chocolate mousse? (if you've never had it, mousse is one of the desserts all other desserts aspire to be... it's also not relegated to just sweet things, as there are savory versions with hot dogs being an easy example to point to.)
lemonyfresh
#71 used to have a cat that loved the water so much he would hop into the shower with you if you left the door open. even to guests.
UltraLincoln
#68 That's why prices are so high! The plan is to put us all in such dire financial positions we end up turning to crime or in debtor's prisons, which are coming back 🎉
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
#50 All marginalized people will stand side by side with each other in the end. Either against an oppressor or against a wall.
mattbl
#4 prove anything exists
Pasquinel
Given @OP's theme:
RaspK
#31 I swear, eating pies straight out of the baking dish with a spoon made so little sense to me and my sensibilities of cutting a slice for everyone, except for cobblers which basically make it impossible to be so cleanly, until I reached that point in consuming historical cooking media where I discovered that the pie crust in the west was often *THE* baking dish in effect, or the decor, and you were serving them out of the plate (or even eating them straight out of it) with the spoon.
RaspK
There's this odd feeling when a cultural holdover that seems so bizarre to your culture due to the lack of obvious linkage to any practical or historical foundation just... suddenly makes any degree of sense due to an explanation as simple as "that's how it used to have to be, and if you would ask any of us now, we would not even know to tell you about it."
MyInboxIsSadAndEmpty
@OP you can't just tell us you have a new audiobook and then not share what it is! I mean you can, but as someone who just ran out of audiobooks because I miscalculated how long until 'Wind and Truth' drops I'd appreciate recommendations.
Flapjackal
#1 can somebody finally enlighten me on this little guy meme? I never figure who/what they are!
ZettaiDullahan
They're wojaks for autistic people. Autistic people just like them and use them for memes about their lives and experiences.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
#75 the fuck. I can’t unsee that “nose” as a hole.
chooges
#50 the same happens for any "community" or large demographic of people. You could break down each political or religious group like this too, from the super extreme fundamentalist through to the ultra progressive.
mattbl
I also find it funny that the graphic is accusing conservatives of lumping LGBTQ+ people into one bucket while doing the exact same thing to those conservatives. I'm a raging liberal but I know plenty of conservatives who are open and accepting.
I guess it's possible I'm misinterpreting the graphic, too.
chooges
I don't know where I identify politically speaking, I'm mostly progressive / liberal and I try my best to take each person on their individual merits rather than their "collective" identity, we all have our biases though.
justaguyinthebackrow
#75 JFC, I can't stop staring at this, it's so awful. Why does her nose look like a hole to the abyss? It's like someone drew a person and then found out it was supposed to be a dog, so the erased a side of her face and made a giant dog nose with extra neck.
archSkeptic
I can't unseen the "hole to the abyss" now
fiddlewheelx
A toilet hole is what I see
Rhythmaster
I'm wondering if there are any images where her actual mouth is open, maybe that would help me stop seeing the nose and/or the cheek wrinkle, dimple (?????) as her mouth. Its rly fucked up and I'm not sure I want to see any more either but also I rly want to know...
Rhythmaster
Oh goddamnit the thing right under her fucking eyes IS supposed to be her mouth... so then there is just a random massive dog snout with only a nose on it and no mouth, instead her mouth is just right under her eyes? What the fuck. Now I'm trying to imagine what she looks like from the front, and ok no, I need to escape this nightmare. I regret looking it up...
MadMelMon
Thank you. This is completely insane. At first I thought I was looking at a cartoon with no expression and bags under her eyes.
abbiistabbii
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Foxsayy
No temptation can stray me from the path of god as well, but only because I strayed long ago.
PyroDragon
@OP if Belgium doesn't exist, then explain Belgian waffles.
planetbanana
Pssh. You believe in waffles?
Gorgoror
Ask Congo...
CaineTL
They obviously come from Belgiam, duh!
Jimthebutler
Invented by big waffle to sell more waffle
Gnakenheimer
Wait, if Belgium doesn't exist, where the hell do I live?
notlimahc
You're a paid actor
Silverlebelge
In that case WHERE'S MY GODDAMN MONEY ?!?!
abbiistabbii
Invented by the Dutch
anarchoFeline
don't erase her
onlyhalfghost
she's Dutch too
SpringPurse
Nah, she's French
notlimahc
Nah, explain In Bruges
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
It's like a fucking fairytale or something
TheForbiddenSemicolon
notlimahc
Man, I was hoping someone was going to reply to me with this: