Myrtle the Turtle aka Bitchy McFussypants

Sep 28, 2018 5:16 PM

hitdog42

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She's a real turtle now.

She's always been sensitive about her weight, so whatever you do, don't call her Fatimus Catimus.

She's actually lost a lot of weight in the last few years. And she no longer wants to claw my face off.

Pet me, hooman!

Sorry for the bad image quality. I went to art school for culinary, not photography.

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Any touching of her tummy has a 75% chance of painful death.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no regrets

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