taez555
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Feb 24, 2026 3:45 PM
taez555
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Sabattwo
One of the funniest things that has ever happened to me.... I go to the store and grab 2 bags of cashews. I get to the counter and the little 17 year old girl rings me up, and asks with a completely straight face "would you like a sack for your nuts?" I tried, man, I am telling you seriously I tried... I held in every silly comment, every bit of boisterous laughter.... But then the big-ass national guardsman in line behind me started cracking up and I couldn't hold it in anymore. Lol'd like mad.
Munchman347
'Deze are my favorite!'...
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Who are the Sugondes, man?
What's a Mind Goblin? Is that what Glorbo was, was Glorbo a Mind Goblin?
ReallyOG
secondbest
Nuts and bolts. It's a strategy.
Antininny
taez555
It's a new record!!! :-)
frenofafren
cousteau
16: "Oh shit I fucked up. Better lay on the floor and pretend I was hurt too!"
morningxafter
That sucks, but at least it was with the top of his shoe and not the cleats. When I was in 8th grade I got kicked in the dick going up for a corner kick, the guy’s toe cleat actually left a cut on my shaft. Hurt like hell even just getting an erection. Do you know how hard that is for a 14 year old boy with hormones raging?
KraftyKorok1318
What the fuck is this, it’s so goofy and absurd, I don’t know if I should hate it or love it
gobblinal
Yes.
vonHoopla
Cyanide and Happiness. Absurdist web comic/ short cartoons. Sometimes it actually is crass, sometimes it's this, sometimes you get feels for a farmer that gets literally stuck up his own ass.
KraftyKorok1318
Ok, that last sentence was a bit concerning
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
morningxafter
I wish I had one with audio
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masterpainimeanbetty1
i don't know what this is
gummyloaf
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT, BABY?
morningxafter
Do yourself a favor and watch the movie Kung Pow! Enter the Fist.
masterpainimeanbetty1
never heard of it
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
His username is Master Pain I mean Betty. I am pretty sure he has watched the movie.
masterpainimeanbetty1
i'm just a birdy too
tp0d
tiger...tiger....
morningxafter
Aw shit, I didn’t even notice the user name!