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May 13, 2020 5:41 PM

PoppaRocker

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https://youtu.be/p0mNQxLUHyg link for sauce

I almost didn't need Viagra to pop a chubby when Police Truck started playing!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

39

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol I don’t even know what to say

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The NPCs need voice lines like: "Tony Hawk? Like the Skater?" And "Hey you look like an older Tony Hawk"

5 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Can't wait. ER/A&E/Casualty should expect to see a rise in broken wrists and ankles and more concussion in the weeks after it lands.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I wonder what he's up to these days.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So here I am, growing older all the time, looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

Is it just me, or does he look like Toby from the Office?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pump your brakes guys. It's Activision and we know what they did to Guitar Hero.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah they already remastered 1&2 poorly a few years ago

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hans Moleman is only 31. Tragically drinking has ruined his life

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im 19 and in excited i use to play it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When they remastering underground?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I bought Powerman 5000's album based on the song from this back in the day. What a disappointment.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're a disappointment.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shut up, mom.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't think I'd be so violently attacked today.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

here i am, doing everything I can....

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Holding on to what I am

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretending I'm a Superman!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm trying to keep... the ground on my feet.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife is nonplussed. Then I remember she wasn't a teen-aged boy in the 90s.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe she was and is trying to escape her past.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*ska intensifies*

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

stoked.

5 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

For you the youths, “stoked” means this person thinks it will be “lit fam”.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey now, I only just learned to skateboard at 29.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

37. Can't fucking wait.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m still pretending i’m a superman

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Are you doing everything you can?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holding on to what I am.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

30 hahahahahah im 45 and excited

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

41 here! Super stoked!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm only 24 but I grew up playing the Tony Hawk games, they were great.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I probably won't get it. It releases on the epic game store for pc not steam and the only current console I have is switch.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yall still aint over the Epic Game Store? Theyve done nothing but give back to the industry & creators. Is just clicking a diff desktop icon

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This is one game I would consider buying a console for.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right!! Wtf is up with no Nintendo? Still have 1&2 for my original N64(graphics do not hold up on my 4K tv)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?noredirect

5 years ago | Likes 664 Dislikes 3

After all this time, I just noticed he's carrying two skateboards

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this gif was never more relevant

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This gif is better than the post

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There it is

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo who doesn't love that first album by Music Band though?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah, their stuff since Bon Singer died hasn't been nearly as good.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want that shirt

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have that shirt.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just realized for the first time that he’s carrying two skateboards

5 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Yeah but no CCS backpack that carries a skateboard?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, oh yeah!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Samesies

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I only realized it because you pointed it out.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Kareem Campbell was my go to

5 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

koston all day

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spider-Man on Part 2!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Jamie Thomas

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Andrew Reynolds was my go to guy. Has the most powerful Ollie

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mullen

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Correct choice

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He has a great TED talk.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah bro, rune glifberg was better than tony....Christ Air FTW

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ollie the Hobo!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 times

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't remember who, maybe the ssme guy, but whoever special was the christ Air, because it didn't lose points almost, and it was op

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I almost typed this verbatim... Here's your upvote

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rune glifberg

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Christ Air was sick

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spidey flip

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*40

5 years ago | Likes 573 Dislikes 0

47 here... Looking forward to it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I would even say up to almost 45

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*47 and still get out to the skatepark on weekends!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

47

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

47 here too. Used to shred this game with my boys who are now adults and talking about getting it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have nephews in their early 20s that are psyched about getting it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

45, and I want to buy this "for my kids"

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So here i am, my back hurts like an old man, holding on to my retirement plan, paying loan payments to The Man

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Read it in my head like the song right away. Thanks for the nostalgia.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*41.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*50 reading Thrasher in high school and marveling at an 18 year old making $100k skating

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm in this post and I don't like it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

43* Tony Hawk poster in my room when I was 14.. yes Tony is that old.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Wow he's 52

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 43 as well and was more of a Santa Cruz sorta guy but my first board was a Lance Mountain vert deck.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Mine was a Ray Underhill vert.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember games being better before... It looks like the gaming industry agrees.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Were at a point that we can make the good old stuff look & play incredibly. OG RE2 & 3 look and play like trash. New ones improve everything

5 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

They were. just did a valve marathon. Holy shit so good

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think games have gotten better (GoW, spiderman ps4, uncharted, HZD) but also some large companies have stopped caring about quality

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I don't mean this literally. But there are a few examples where modern interpretations have failed to approach what made the games great.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really wish I could play Mario Odyssey for the first time again.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spiderman is really an arkham knockoff and arkham was a damn fun game and more groundbreaking. HZD seems out of place here.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruh how is spiderman an arkham knockoff? Because the combat was similar? Get the fuck outta here. And HZD is the most creative modern game

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is it not? It's a comic book game, combat is the same. Has a vast arsenal of villains instead of focusing on a couple. Stealth mission

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It shares lock on combat with gadgets, but that's simplifying both combat systems to the point where it is a disservice to either game (1)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean the robots for animals in HZD? Definitely not in the same caliber as uncharted but uncharted is getting pretty old now too.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, I mean the most creative post apocalypse we've seen in games with gorgeous designs, amazing combat and characters, and animal robots

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck off I'm 36

5 years ago | Likes 361 Dislikes 0

You fuck yourself, coward! I'm 38. Oh... Good, jeopardy is on. Almost time for supper, meds, and to pass out in my own filth

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Couple years away from the nursing home

5 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

You shut your whore mouth!

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ya me too. Hitting 37 at the end of the month...I remember having a head full of hair playing Pro Skater 1 & 2. *ugh*

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What the hell? this pile of ashes is trying to talk

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Listen here youngster..

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck off I'm 23 and played it and want the remastered

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Has Imgur turned into a nursing home?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

fuck y'all im 39 and actually remember the 80s

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

32

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im 37 but to be fair my 17 year old son is stoked about the game too

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm 36, but my first son was just born, so I'm basically 17 years younger than you.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well hes my stepson so I dont know where that leaves us...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well at least if he beats you at video games you can tell him that you fucked his mom... and mean it.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ive never had too because hes not a big trash talker but I fuckin will

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“Ok boomer”—me (age 33)

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

July 10 1986 reporting for service

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey fellow 86er!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife is 86 too, but she’s 34

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll be 34 the end of the year

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was starting to feel like the youngest here.... I'm 34

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same here. Still excited for the game

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife is 34, the old hag

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck I’m old, i just times 35.

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