Life Is Weird. Embrace It

Nothing about my life is normal. But fuck it, it works. Embrace the oddities.

Kink club on Mondays and weekends with my nesting partner, but no romantic or sexual connection
Warhammer 40k on Tuesday nights, where a bunch of broke guys play one of the world's most expensive hobbies. Well, except MTG.
Write code during the day while partner makes porn
Cis/Het male, but own fun toys and hella sexy underwear (they do exist! Ask and I'll tell you where to buy)
Packing our hunting rifles, coveralls, and hand warmers into a Prius in a few weeks to stock the freezer
Boy Scout den leader for 6 months, but technically Athiests can't join. Shhhh, don't tell them.
Mostly the product of learning the phrase "Fuck it, lets try it and see what happens".

So anyway, here's a cat. He's extremely derpy and likes to talk to people.