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After aid trucks were stopped by ICE and homeland security at the borders of Canada and Mexico, desperately needed food and medicine has been loaded onto a flotilla of vessels destined for undisclosed offloading points on the shores of America.
Mexico president Claudia Sheinbaum: "Since El Pederasta Naranja closed land borders for humanitarian aid, Mexico has allowed use of its' ports to any organization attempting to get relief to dying US citizens." A flotilla is now on its way up the Gulf of Mexico. Trump has mobilized the US navy to intercept
The UN has condemned the missile-strike sinking of a clearly-marked Doctors without Borders mercy ship, attempting to reach Wisconsin from Canada via Lake Superior. The White House says the ship was carrying poisonous vaccines and Tylenol
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*** Anyone with Superior production skills or ideas feel free to take this and run with it. This is a real thing that might be happening soon
DancesWithHippos
Future news can be dangerous, as it can be offered as current news, easily disproven, and then used against people to show that humans with humanity (anyone who is not fash) are overreacting. Better wait a couple days until this happens for real, then repost.
seenunseen
I'm not certain they would send aid, but if they did, you can be certain they wouldn't be turned away..they'd be blown up
harleyhank
Agree. Don't print this shit. Very misleading, very dangerous to misinform the public. Don't be like them.
jkwgn
largomatic
El pederasta naranja. Amazing.
relsky
In this day and age, satire should be clearly labeled as such.
Wuz314159
I'm waiting for Trump to order an attack on a Carnival Cruise Ship.
HandsomePenguin
So... is this made up? Because misinformation is nothing but bad.
HandsomePenguin
Hey @op I am taking SPECIFICALLY to you.
relsky
Yes, this is made up. And you're right, this bs isn't helping anyone.