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(Not a selfie as I can't hold my phone to take one properly.)
Edit: wow, Most Viral! This is new! If you're reading this then feel free to send saucy stuff, jokes, doggos, uplifting stories etc.
thedoppelgangerguy
Wanna say be strong. But, you already are. Stay strong. Get stronger!
timmargh
Thanks, man!
A10pilotedbyaHoneyBadger
Rock on man!
timmargh
\m/
ThatOneBritishGuy
Hey merry Christmas from Cheltenham
timmargh
Hi, neighbour!
Rexy75
Assisted selfie counts. Have a good one!
timmargh
Thanks ;) You, too!
KingScorpio1105
I call shenanigans. Don't you people say "Happy Christmas"?
timmargh
Either or. I prefer "Merry."
SheWolf04
Happy Holidays!
timmargh
:)
yeager99
Merry Christmas you glorious bastard!
timmargh
Thanks, but my parents were married :D
yeager99
Well still glorious!
Radio291
I was totally there back in may! Fantastic weather.
timmargh
You must've gotten lucky!
Radio291
No kidding, the locals believed I brought the good weather, I was there a whole week. Rained on the last day
Vanbytheriver
Merry Christmas from Victoria, Canada! On Vancouver island, confusingly.
timmargh
Haha, either way, thanks. :)
MildlyMysteriousMinion
Merry Christmas ????
gerontophilia
I don't get this comment?
theslybanananana
Tried typing an emoji, didn't work
timmargh
Merry Christmas !!!
DaviDaTopera
Its Hugh Mungus
Philosophyinateacup
I came here to say the same thing lol
timmargh
Then you're a cheeky shit, too! :D
timmargh
Cheeky shit :D
GermanForJohn
Merry Christmas from Calgary, Alberta in Canada!
timmargh
:)
Whatthewhatwhy
...so is it "Glooster" or "Glouchester" ? Asking for a million friends from not-UK.
timmargh
Neither I'm afraid! It's "Gloster."
Whatthewhatwhy
Really!? Oh no...
timmargh
Don't worry, a lot of English town names make little sense. For example, Leominster is "Lemster" and Bicester is "Bister." :D
bigern1977
Merry Christmas Timmmayyy!
timmargh
:D
fthecook
Merry christmas from Washington,Usa!
timmargh
:)
ProPupperPetter
Merry Christmas! Would you be more comfortable with some laterals for your chair?! Just curious as to why none
timmargh
Tried them, but I prefer being able to have more freedom of movement. As my deterioration dictates, I'll no doubt go back to them eventually
nousernamesavailable
We can use rope and make it more kinky!
timmargh
That's new to me, but I'm always willing to try new stuff. ;)
thefancytaco
You look sassy!
timmargh
And I feel goooood!
MyName4Wine
Merry Christmas from Japan!
timmargh
:)
lostinabookstore
@timmargh Lunar Industries?!? BEST SCI FI MOVIE EVER! Where did you find this shirt???
timmargh
It is a damn fine movie. I got it at Red Bubble https://www.redbubble.com/shop/Lunar+industries
JoanRiversVagina
Probably a bit late now but merry Christmas from Perth, Australia. My budgies say hi.
timmargh
It's never too late. Hi, budgies!
JoanRiversVagina
My youngest bird has these hilarious pink legs and he kicks the crap out of me whenever I try to give him a cuddle.
timmargh
Haha, madness!
chrishallett83
We're 8 hours in front of Greenwich Mean Time, we started Christmas 1/3 of a day in front of them!
lichenit
timmargh
Hi there.
Milomaine
Merry Christmas Bloke! I'm from Gloucester too, Tuffley to be precise :)
timmargh
Nice! I'm in Longford.
Mama04
timmargh
Thanks :)
ZebraPenguin
Merry Christmas, from Stroud!
Ajax97
Merry Christmas from Stonehouse!
timmargh
Hey there, neighbour!
ZebraPenguin
Hello! Small world haha.
timmargh
Tiny!
Sharecrow
I wish you a merry christmas all the way from Norway, dude!
timmargh
Merry Christmas!
Norwegurian
Norwaay!!! How deep are yu in the akevitt?? :-)(
TheSwedishStag
Mmmmmm never enough to go around
zestee
Tags are on point. Nice one.
timmargh
Thanks for noticing ;)
cancerriddenlung
BolenArrow
Of all the people j want imgur to send nudes To, it's this dude.
timmargh
None so far :( but I got some gorgeous doggies :)
BolenArrow
Always nice! Goldens are the best :p
timmargh
Goldens are lovely and all, but cockers have my heart. :)
SofaKingSpecial
I dig the nails. Merry Christmas from Vancouver, WA!
Zoaeae
Good old vantucky!
timmargh
Thanks ;)
wellnoshit
@SofaKingSpecial Portgurian? :D
SofaKingSpecial
As in Portland? Yeah, just across the river.
wellnoshit
Yeah, we got a Imgur group:)
SofaKingSpecial
I didn't know imgur had groups O.o
wellnoshit
https://www.facebook.com/groups/portgurian
InsertSomethingProfoundHere
Happy Christmas and good new year from Poole, in Dorset. :) Out of curiosity, why the blue nails?
BlocksToThis
Poole. In Dorset? Yes I'd recommend to anyone
Madeyoustare
Slashdown in Poole is a great indoor/outdoor water park. Recommend a visit.
timmargh
Started as a joke about four years ago and became a habit. Feels weird without them now!
InsertSomethingProfoundHere
Both hands or just the one?? You have my curiosity now, I’m nosey like that sometimes. :D
timmargh
Both originally, but as I only use my right hand for chair control (can't move the arm) the varnish on that side lasted *way* longer. 1/
timmargh
Plus, I bite the nails on my left hand. ;) 2/2
oldhornyslut
Essie makes a top coat that lasts weeks.
MyHumanForm
Tell me more! I chip my nails all the time, which in turn wrecks my actual nails.
timmargh
Noted, thanks. Love the username ... does it check out? :D
InertiaCreeps
thicc
timmargh
Haha, cheeky!
timmargh
Massive Attack fan?
InertiaCreeps
Yes :)
timmargh
Excellent. I bought Mezzanine on its release because I liked the album artwork, having never heard them before, and have never looked back.
InertiaCreeps
Mezzanine is a great album and probably my favorite of all time. Do you like Blue Lines?
timmargh
I do, but I haven't listened to it in years. Heligoland took me a while to get into