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Feb 24, 2026 4:54 PM
509tigerfish
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lower88rider
"I've been totally exonerated on the Epstein files". But he won't, of course, show us the nearly all black pages.
Helixninja333
You missed, "Iran is actually happy we're here & ready bomb their country actually."
cambriago13
Epstein who?
Look, aliens! Iran! Venezuela! Racist Obama slop! Fuckin'... just look at all this duck-tits crazy shit!
Anything but Pedo-monster Island!
RetrogradeLlama
Left out, Obama, Newsome, AOC, and a few other others that are sure to be in there
MadamFloofington
I feel like this should be a drinking game. Quick someone make a game card for printing!
NibblonianNibbler
Is this a state of the union drinking game?
brianbrian4566
The YMCA?
HarleyQ83
Claiming to be the healthiest and smartest president the US has ever had
funone77
APNews literally posting pre-emptive "Here's some lies you might hear from Trump" articles today
https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-trump-state-of-union-87b184f7a38e65fa97d27c05ba2497fa
Helixninja333
Man I wish we had more of this back in 2016 and even 2020. We needed so much preventive action before this cancer took root because now it will take chemo to expel.
taez555
I stopped watching SOTU's after Bush said that Axis of Evil bullshit.
GasolineRain
They used to be a little more interesting when the regime wasn't constantly spewing propaganda 24/7. This one never shuts up, so there's nothing special about tuning in to hear more.
Antininny
You're missing one thing... the massive stroke he's going to have within moments of beginning to speak.
509tigerfish
innoxiosmors
Antininny
Helixninja333
That would definitely change the state of the union for sure. Might actually help us get a real union back.
Antininny
one step at a time, bro
Helixninja333
Yeah, he and the Paypal mafia also need to be chemo'd.