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When my girlfriend is mad at me and I tell her I'm making her food.
Jan 8, 2016 1:45 PM
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potatobicycle
Exactly what's expected when dating fat chicks
HowardMoonsHotpants
Your girlfriend needs to shave
Magpiebones
Your girlfriend is a cat?
reammeupscotty
When this was first posted someone said to flip your phone upside down and watch. Changed my life
AlmightySajuuk
Haha, nice try, we all know you aren't actually the one who makes the cat food pssshh...
Dasin1
MRW when my husband opens a beer can
MiguelMatos
You like your girlfriends hairy i see
Genevizzle
Excellent tactic!
TRiCKYTOAST3R
GF is also cat, can confirm.
ForeverAloneCroat
Never happened.
LloydMadel
Why are you dating a kitten
Konfigg
Yup, the pussy comes sliding every time...
eastbayrae
Fight naked. When the clothes come off the anger goes away.
OSCgal
Upside-down couch surfing! My cat did that all the time when he was a kitten. I shudder to think what the couch underside looks like now.
Rorsch
I wonder how many times that floof has smacked it's face on a couch leg
Platform221BtheShireofAsgard
Accurate.
MoccaFixer
throw chocolate at her, it works every time.
acce245
You keep your girlfriend under a couch?
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
I think that my gf has learned now not to deny me food to the point of hangry status. It's for the better.
psychoninja1775
yea...not gonna help me this time OP she is pissed
nobleshrek
Can confirm, my gf crawls on her back towards me when i say im making quesadillas
theeyecollector
... "You rang?"
cheerupitsasunnyday
Upvote for good luck.
BojidarMartinov
Nice pussy
ladyfoxtrot
Am girl, can confirm.
CaptainKipup
"Hello? Yes this is Girl."
omgohnoez
The problem is, when you're regulary making the food it doesn't work... Suspending the food would be a bad idea then.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
I'm the one that cooks :( I'd have to "cook special" to accomplish anything. Not cooking at all would be a very big mistake.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Take her out to eat?
omgohnoez
yes, but the thing with women is, they can get mad even if you have done nothing wrong. That would be like an incentive to do so for them...
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
OP doesn't imply he wasn't in the wrong, and men can be the same kind of stubborn mad. Maybe eat a regular meal and talk it out when she's
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
not hangry? Being hangry always makes fights worse.
Tellyb0228
Accurate. My husband knows to offer me donuts when I've had a bad day.
NoBookLeftUnread
I bet you two donut fight very often then.
fleXbad
Does he have to lay them on the Altar of Appeasement and do the Helicopter Dance of Slapping Giblets?
Tellyb0228
How did you know?!
fleXbad
I've done the dance before. About once per month, as it happens.
Tellyb0228
Smart man.
invisiblemaniac
You must learn to manage the hangry well, young padawan.
RolfTheSonOfaShepard
Pawdawan*
invisiblemaniac
Bravo.
CodenameIfIHadToPickADude
I've learned to keep a stash of granola bars with me at all times in case the hangarian forces overtake my gf
invisiblemaniac
"I keep some cereal in my pocket to feed em." https://youtu.be/te6mJQOBU9U?t=1m2s
byohzzrd
My wife is the queen of hangry. I threw a candy bar into the room and closed the door. I survived the mauling, barely.
sharkkibble
Bearly
sharkkibble
In hanger, I once got so dramatic that I told a guy that I hate pizza. Pizza is one of my favorite things in the world. I am worse than
sharkkibble
the trail of tears when I am hungry.
Dargan
Well I was going to write Hitler but this works too
thebjornsson
( o)_( o) "I'm worse than the trail of tears"
sharkkibble
There is so much hatred in this tiny body when hungry.
KyllerQueen
Yes - I turn into a mini demon when I'm hangry.
horsebananas
Tinier the woman, greater the rage.