ShutUpBilly
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Sep 13, 2017 8:40 AM
ShutUpBilly
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BillogUncle
As a child, she was vaccinated, injected with TOXINS. Now she suffers from Autism and complete retardation. Please help - don't vaccinate
prettywomanhasher
Bread: side effects include autism and bloating.
tanomil
Smoke a blunt or something, you uptight soccermom bitch
Ondona
Sounds like kelly needs more of the vitamin chlorine in her diet. Will do wonders for her stress
leaderlesslurker
I must say, as a brother of a guy who is genuinely gluten intolerant, these fruit loops have made the market far more diverse for him.
Mymumsaysno
Same, my wife is coeliac and is actually pleased that the current fad means there are now a lot more options for her.
daisy73
Drives me mad! My dad is a genuine case too and these idiots really make me angry.
playstation360
TIL: Going gluten-free can lead to severe retardation in cognitive processes.
Mymumsaysno
No way has she been gluten free for 35 years. She clearly doesn't even know what a gluten is!
playstation360
She might be 35 and never had a real bagel.
Potatopeelerkind
What's with the RANDOM CAPITALISATION?
PotatoCorp
It replace bold text, where there is no text formatting options.
Potatopeelerkind
What's with the RANDOM BOLD TEXT then?
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
I fail to see where the shop advertised the bread as "gluten free", if not then what the fuck is she whining about?
PotatoCorp
Gluten-free types (who don't have any gluten-related diseases/allergies) are like vegans, in fact, they are like sect followers.
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Lived with one a few years back. Self diagnosed celiac who was so proud of their "diagnosis" that everyone else had it too. Headache? Well
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
guess what, you're celiac! Hung over? Oh that wouldn't happen without gluten, must be celiac! Thirsty on a hot day? Clearly celiac. Ugh.
leaderlesslurker
Technically, beer has gluten in it, so, if you didn't drink it you'd not be hungover, other than that their logic is shite
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
TIL Gluten free beer is hangover free.