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Porcelain is my shade too
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I welcome our alien overlords.
Pizza Pizza
Bonjour
They make a good meal <3
Cowards.
Hurry! Bake it!!! Bake it now!!
He loves a good curl-up nap!
LittleIrishTurnip
#42 anyone else notice the Roomba centerpiece?
mechscientist
#8 Fun fact, if you hold this view point, there is no "trolley problem"
zafner
#29 These terms, "tornado watch," and "tornado warning," are so stupid. Everybody always forgets which is which and they have to make infographics and brochures and shit.
Just call it "tornado conditions" and "tornado sighted". You need literally no special knowledge to understand exactly what these phrases mean
PippinSquinch
#20 actually I can imagine that really well. I have an older brother.
nothingunused
#28 I am feeling like I am in a Taco Watch right now, so around lunchtime I'm thinking a Taco Warning will be in effect.
Pheehelm
#35
VaultGirl69
#17 I order my foundation from a Korean company. American makeup goes from porcelain to orange very quickly.
razalude
I have a few Korean beauty products and I love them
legomyfooto
#1 https://youtu.be/lfMJLmmDBx4?si=Xc_CubHtZGQ9IIpV
Feanordidnothingwrong3000
#23 when I was a wee lad, I'd tell people that was. T favorite restaurant
Feanordidnothingwrong3000
***my favorite restaurant
EverNotRelevant
#34 That's actually pretty solid advice. It's a good way to take something normal and then bam! defamiliarize it and make it clear You're Not in Kansas Anymore
GreenNinja22
#30 OMG. I never used those damn floaty things. Time to boot up the old console!
razalude
Omg putting Octoroc balloons on stuff is SO fun.
NearHereThere
#5 No but it does mean less privilege, which is relative. And I'm okay with that.
GoblinTit
#10 I was looking for REM "Orange Crush."
greenlanternfry
#39 thought Doug was Nickelodeon
PrecipitateFlood
#33 "I would like to make art of your content so gimme money" is the rather chillier version I keep getting
tyfghtr
#32 🎶This is ground control to Major Paw... *synth noises*🎵
lozeldatkm
Major Tomcat
jdm2
#2 is Black Forest ham elfmeat?
Trueshadowspawn
#20 no need to imagine, I grew up with siblings it's basically the same
anjeleyezjr
My sister used to chase me with butcher knives. I got fed up one day and quick turned while she was doing so and decked her in the chest so hard she put a hole in the wall. We laugh about it now.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
I was gonna say "did an only child write this?"
Grinch01
#37 i bet its going to a person from the us after going throug a drive in spree
RobBobertyYT
#23 back when little Caesars was so fucking good. Man I miss that.
amp99
#2 Also cake.
3Davideo
EmanNiemThcin
And with some added : https://www.moevenpick-eis.de/produkte/schwarzwalderkirsch/
CPTBRUMBL3Z
#1 Dude needs to tweet this to Karina Drawfee, her YuGiOh addled gremlin brain would love that shit
SerpentHawk
Karina has emphasized on multiple occasions that she doesn't want people to do that.
CPTBRUMBL3Z
Really? I don't watch the streams or use twitter so I wouldn't've known.
caboosium
#10 JAKEY REFERENCE LET'S GO IM GONNA DRIVE MY CAR OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE
butterda
#10 who the FUCK puts ketchup on a Big Mac?
KingMagenta
I was thinking “They didn't remove the Big Mac sauce first.”
rbudrick
#7 Don't laugh. If you like bloody marys, try a Bullshot. Tastes very similar, and the drink in the pic is sort of a virgin version of either.
ThailandExpress
#42 this is the proper way to get butter on corn
poscduke
Seems unhealthy, how about a nice game of chess?
ISarabi
And then you have a salty piece of warm, buttered bread to eat! Win-win!
highstream
Subtilico
"This corn is raw!"
diabolist666
I know, isn't it wonderful? It's so crisp!
amglasgow
#34 It doesn’t occur to any of these people that the moon is about to fall out of the sky.
And let’s be honest here: why WOULD it? They’re distracted. There’s a LOT going on. And moons, obviously, don’t usually do anything so dramatic.
lozeldatkm
It's three days until the big festival, what, are they just gonna flee the town? There's work to do!
Beleethisnow
#37 they know
NotTinyPancakes
and they will bring it up at any given oppertunity
TheMrrigan
I've been that person many a day
ISarabi
Just listen for the achievement update.
SpacecouchCowboy
#34 The moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason. It was waxing, only one day short of full. The time was 05:03:12 UTC. Later it would be designated A+0.0.0, or simply Zero.
IamCalcifer
Yes Neal! Seveneves is a fabulous story.
kerBamf
Aldnoah Zero?
SpacecouchCowboy
Seveneves
somnif
Seveneves?
StenYngve
I love this. I enjoy how the moon seems normal in A Song Of Ice And Fire but then David Lightbringer on Youtube comes along and now I question everything.
mward1984
You see there's two ways to interpret that directive: "Fucked up" in the sense that it's kinda destroyed? Smashed in two? Or "Fucked up" in the sense that it turned out that the moon is in fact a giant sentient battleship designed to fight a vaguely defined race that keeps destroying space faring species?
tassadar102
Ngl, for a moment I thought this was about tengen toppa gurren lagan. Only real difference is *that* moon wasn't sentient.
mward1984
The main point I'm trying to make here is: Read "Mutineers Moon" and the subsequent sequel. They're pretty good.
commentsrnice2
Or fucked up as in it went on a bender and got shitfaced
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Or a magic supercomputer. *Stares at the Nasuverse*
mward1984
Oh man, for the Nasuverse that would be pedestrian.
mward1984
...and David refuses to finish the series or give it any sort of closure.
Comfyninja
Do you mean Neal? https://www.sciencefriday.com/articles/the-day-the-moon-blew-up/
mward1984
No. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutineers%27_Moon