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no selfies hooman, just love me!
Oct 23, 2015 5:11 PM
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Dadaleus1113
"hooman" *Projectile Vomit*
thelobsterisagreatfilm
What kind of dog is that?
KikoNoUdon
I am really enjoying how much action the Black Jaguar White Tiger Foundation is getting on Imgur lately.
theczar90
didnt know Diego Costa was a jaguar guy
Morsecodemusic
Embronyx
"Come here bald kitten i groom you."
narcoleptiKnickers
Why not ask the guy taking the video to shoot the picture?
thesameasyours2
do you like having a head?
MrVacuumBrainBimbo
I feel like the gif ends right before dude has his face ripped off in a single chomp.
readgardentravelcook
Hope he bites his frickin' ear off. Wild animals should be free. And don't tell me all of them are in shelters. Not buying it.
egaode
human lollypop
Mohead12
Good thing they cut the gif before his head got bit off
RandomSeriesofNumbers
Why do I keep hearing the animal asking the guy if he wants to go bowling? Nico?! My cousin!
amuricano
Mlem mlem mlem
Vulpinologist
His face gets bitten off seconds after the video ends.
samiro5
I WILL DISOLVE YOUR FACE WITH MY TONGUE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING I AM A PREDATER, NO STOP LOVING ME I WILL EAT YOU
attraversi
I don't understand why he didn't just ask the person who took this video to take their photo also...
DasLoupBlanc
that last bite D:
parkanov
mLURP
mgm2112
I think that's the most beautiful cat I've ever seen.
apondwouldbegoodforyou
me too
GucciInMyPants
He's just testing how many licks it takes to get to the chewy center.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
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calldrdaley
Not enough, amirite? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
mrtnus
What was that song again, from Sisqo I believe?
NorthCrown
That's literally what they use their tongue for
loungeking1
Taste testing
JoshuaKrzywicki
Who is taste testing who?
qussow
Leopards lick stuff to take the fur off before eating it.
Cowmayihelpu
*lick, "mmm, *lick I gotta say human, *lick you are *lick fucking delicous."
fiendishfiend
tenderizing the meat before consuming
randomchimi
Read it in the voice of Shere Khan.
Biometer
;)
Unicornhunter83
Ahh it's trying to lick your skin off!
ultramegalisk
I wonder how coarse the grit is on that tongue!
MrMcGeeIn3D
120 grit
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
That fine? I was thinking 80
MrMcGeeIn3D
I'm used to polishing aluminum, so even 120 is pretty damn coarse.
ultramegalisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlIuWLVCUAE3Nvo.jpg
LinkBot
AlwaysUpvoteDogs
Steve French!
ultramegalisk
Aaaaaaand your username is my sentiment about life in general.
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
This is why is called my cats Steve French and Bubbles! I'm not even joking
Lockhunter
Episode?
ultramegalisk
http://trailerpark.wikia.com/wiki/If_You_Love_Something,_Set_It_Free_%28Episode%29
Lockhunter
Thanks
IAmNotEntertained
Scary that at any given moment that jaguar can pin that fucker down and rip his throat out. Still cute! TOTES!
livingonagiantfireball
You must find crossing the street scary, imagine at any moment a car driver can decide to run you over!
ProvidesYouShittyLinks
have you ever seen a cat in rage? only reason they dont slice you open is because you provide you food like i provide shitty links.
ProvidesYouShittyLinks
them*
TheNorthernSkeptic
That is a Jaguar... they don't go for the throat. They bite through the skull. The more ya know.
dangerkitty
Yup. And strong enough to drag the kill up a tree. Pfft? Slowly strangling a thing to death and dragging it along the ground is for savanahs
TheNorthernSkeptic
For some reason it is. I had to doublecheck to make sure the Jaguar really did go for the skull. The rest of the big cats go for the throat.
dangerkitty
Yup, it's true! They're really quite amazing. They enjoy water unlike many cats as well as recreational uh... herbs.
MasterXehanort
Those tongues hurt..
Blackrain39
They know.
BarkingHard
Yeah his face says that.
Shabooya
When have you been licked by a leopard?
qussow
Leopards will like stuff to remove the fur before eating.
Falos
Yep, they're spined for tearing the meat off bones. Oh, and this factoid was taught to me by an eromanga.
ender00000
My Maine Coon loves to lick me - it's like getting scratched.
RohBear
Cat tongues are like sandpaper.
avavilina
A lion can literally take a haunch of meat and lick the flesh off the bone to eat it. Just putting that out there.
wandergeist
http://imgur.com/Azmot6B
FloridaWoman
I envy you! You got to play with a big ass house cat and i'm just learning about this now?!
1111BOSS
+1 for name
BagelKegels
Stick your dick in it
1Rogue
like a belt sander
YumYumCumShop
Baslix
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/34/04/2c/34042ca2bd118969d6830c312398ff4a.jpg
unholyreason
It's not sharp, it's just a bit rigid.
cjmithrandir
BULLSHIT THATS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. RIGHT! RIGHT??!?!?!
TheTeaGuy
JESUS H CHRIST
CanadianMooseRider
Balletscience
AHHHH!
DarkMoon159
Can you say mild trypophobia?
theberch
Wife is working with a local zoo and I got to get love mauled by a leopard. The tongues hurt cause they are used to peel flesh from bone.
Sandal213
But.. did it give you oral?
theberch
Yes, but I'm not proud of it.
theincrediblehoek
I am so jealous
theberch
meh, I'm happy for my wife, but annoyed about how often I hear about lame things like turtles.
theincrediblehoek
I like turtles
Shabooya
Turtles are not lame you bastard! You don't deserve a zoo keeper wife! I'll take her instead.
theberch
Shes actually a nurse.just finished school to be a big game anime behaviorist.So she gets to work with local zoos to improve quality of life