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Excerpt from JBP's next book
Pretty self-explanatory
Feb 26, 2018 10:05 AM
crystInternetPilot
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Pretty self-explanatory
BorkLocutus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ49zz49MxM
DuckDebugger
Why would he 1-srtap boiled or 2-extremely decomposed lobsters to his hands? Zombielobsters, reason 2. , seems more likely.
TheKindlyOnes
I still say this needs to be a Skyrim mod for "unarmed" combat, but with mudcrabs. Have the option to get them little elven, dwarven, orcish
TheKindlyOnes
ebony, daedric, or dragon bone spikes and all to attach on, then just go chasing down everything punch/pinching them to Death.
khele
So what youre saying is that we should live like lobsters?
SideEffectsOfJuice
joegolf31
Living in Maine i can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Un0riginalComment
How do you keep it from pinching your own hand...
joegolf31
Iankill
What's the point when they're already cooked. You need live lobesters for this to worl
Jimmmydickgun
Counter Lobster Rage Fist with Butter Deflect
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AverySillyName
My favorite dead rising combo
Rossovich
Is this some weird Logan/Sebastian crossover cosplay?
frankg101
Jordan Peterson lecture for the win!
jimmiestjohnt
Is Beer needed?
TheReallyBigBear
Best guide to punch n pinch ever
NirvanaNik
New band name, i call it.
heebiejeepie
http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/lady-gagas-lobster-hat/lady-gagas-lobster-hat-photo/
Lobsterfest10k
I've been preparing for this my whole life.
crimsonananda
My boss: "what's the beer for?" HAHAHAHA I work in the right place.
crystInternetPilot
I guess they don't like lobsters where all these SJW's when you need them?
jonh95o
A weapon to surpass metal gear
PullingTaffy
Better finish before you need to pee
blainethepaintrain
I love wolverine
gryphboi
Instructions unclear, ended up advancing Iran's nuclear program
crystInternetPilot
I just posted that thingy before I went to sleep. Woke up today and saw that it went most viral and stuff. LMAO.
WHAAAAAAAAUMOKAY
Instructions unclear now copying other comments (insert joke here) send help
Kumoi
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster
NightNova
Instructions unclear. Toaster stuck in dick.
EwokDude
Did Richard get out okay?
ThePiedPiperofRuination
SideEffectsOfJuice
Hooksan
I spent far too long trying to work out where the third lobster went...
TheRapeTrainConductor10
It's step three, not amount of lobsters.
modalnode
neck tie.
Schley
This is the best comment ever. You should get all the points.
TheDarkNerd
I spent far too long trying to figure out how the empty beer can was worked into the gauntlets.
CyanideBreathMint
But you put it there anyway, dint ya?
stavesacre
Is anyone really doing that after one beer lol
Vicerye
I'd do it after no beer just to terrify the orphans
stavesacre
You're doing God's work
stavesacre
I feel like this is more of a malt liquor/ 4loco activity
TheReallyBigBear
Or a good night of Mad Dog 20/20
BigTex1
Not since they changed the formula.
Yeti12
Instructions unclear, now a woman.(it hurts)
whosagoodboy92
Laaub
Are you bleeding down there? I hear that happens sometimes.
GiantDad420
They really need to release a new OS for women. The bleeding is cutting into the overall performance.
Laaub
Sounds like a potential bug. The male platform only experiences occasional leaks and of less concerning fluids. Try the help desk.
modalnode
instructions unclear, now parent to half-lobster half-human mutant child.
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theittybittyhissyfitcommitteekitty
pawningpanda
What did he post?
FranksRumham
MordorGate
InariusTheRisen
I found the bard
Hetuni
I realized all too late that someone already made the joke, I feel ashamed
GalenShark
Insufficientspeed
Was expecting this crablante
TheWombatStrikesAgain
If it doesn't have a name yet... why not Zoidberg?
LukeThighwalker69
FastF0x
https://d.facdn.net/art/whitemantis/1379435581/1379435581.whitemantis_sumo_lobster.jpg
Loveshead2
Dammit. I did the same thing.
Bunuslippur
Did you.....
Preservation
ObiWanKenobiHimself
Spiralhaze
randomoverusedcomment
Congratulations
ImgurisluvImgurislife
Agent
No, you did it right.
MikeArclight
congratulations?
LessanderoCortez
A Lobstrosity?
Hetuni
Found the bard.
docbrown1955
Puppy Monkey Baby
dentd
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
Is that Archer and Cyril?
dentd
Frisky Dingo. Earlier show they did. Hilarious.
whosagoodboy92
Ferrumkit
X-tacles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jthLQkWdP24
Ferrumkit
Actually on second thought, that's just a silly offshoot. It's all from Frisky Dingo
dentd
This guy gets it.
somebodyontheinternet
Is this in the next bioshock?