These boys, they are good boys

This is Hammond, Ham for short. His interests are food, cuddles and screaming like a goldern banshee when he thinks he's lacking one or the other. (Sorry for the Ham-handed photo)

This is Jersey, he's a bit of a cryptid. His interests are hiding, filing restraining orders against Scary Noises and cuddle-pacing - he doesn't settle down on you if he likes you, but he will wipe his whole face on you like you're his favorite handkerchief. (Sorry for the messy room, we just moved in)

A rare photo of The Boys together. Note how aggressively they ignore one another - that's a feature, and we know this because if it was a bug they'd both be chasing it. They are two of my favorite people, and I will comment more photos as I find them in my camera roll. (Sorry for future double-dipping, I honestly haven't organized my memes from my non-memes)