Relikk
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The last one is the best.
Aug 3, 2017 2:41 PM
Relikk
318678
3962
74
The last one is the best.
bcp5296d
List of 10/10 deadly boxers: Tyson, Ali.
jhorbhatol10
I dont think we've seen anyone successfully emulate that style for as long as Tyson did it.
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now kith
DastardlyFiddle
"And then I gave him a little tickle with my fists" - Mike Tyson
MexImgurian
This ref can take it:
satanscott
Mike Tyson scares the living shit out of me. .
OaksParcel
I'd rather have an average man smash a brick on my face then have prime Mike Tyson punch me anywhere on my body.
Crimpwithyourthumb
It's like, these arnt just random people. These are trained professional fighters. And he just destroys them.
bawtzki
It's hard to imagine how much power a human arm can produce, damn. Tyson probably could've KOed a bear in his prime.
zerocharisma25
AppropriateQuotes
*Thome Tython bombth
zebra6k
AbradolphLundgren
"Fight like tiger, talk like Urkel." Sun Tzu
HueTheHuman
everyones got a plan till they get punth in the face
tehzpoon
Fight or flight? My brain chooses freeze and cry
altfiction
that's what happened to me when i bumped into him at a hw party, turned to see who & his tattooed eye was 8 inches from mine.
altfiction
i felt like i was in a cage with a lion for a brief moment
mach2001
He could've stopped a train.
BarftheMawg
I remember hearing on the radio that he had lost to Buster Douglas! I was dumbfounded! The heavyweight division was fun then!
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Boxers describe being hit by him was like being hit by a truck.
Snoyd
so being hit by trucks were pretty common among boxers back then?
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Hardy har
LawFiveGuy
I hurt my knee because Mike Tyson punched me in the head - at least two of the people in these clips
StankyPankySammich
Think people forget how scary Big Mike really was. Dude was a straight monster.
WhatFreshLunacyIsThis
That last one though!
BarfingMonkey
That made me laugh
m3thos
Fight and Flight!
Mrchazzymoto
Mike Tyson Mysteries is pretty damn funny
poets
I watched a couple of those and I agree. Need to watch more.
Mrchazzymoto
They get better
Unforgivn420
This is why I paid for a Tyson pay-per-view once. Alot if his fights were over way to fast for the price tag
Unforgivn420
Once and only once
iamthisguy247
I guess the only benefit was that they'd be eventful.
Unforgivn420
Hahaha. This is true but usually it was just one event. Tyson knocking someone out. And they didn't get up to take the next hit many times
Unforgivn420
Paying 60 or more for a "one event" type of fight is too rich for my blood. I wanna see 5 knock outs lol
iamthisguy247
Good point. I've never personally paid for it, so I guess I forget how steep it gets.
seemill
My buddies and I chipped in for his second Lennox Lewis fight. What a boring hugging match that was.
Unforgivn420
Yeah I remember that. That is when I knew Tyson was starting to fade big time
JonathanHoag
In 1988 my dad's friend hosted a party to watch the Tyson/Spinx match. Fight was over in 91 seconds. Party fell apart shortly thereafter.
Unforgivn420
I'm sure lol. Kind of hard to keep a party together when you were expecting a real fight instead of a slaughter. Tyson was very strong
fpdad1
I was at the Frazier fight, smoking Joe kept talking shit all week, Tyson hit him so hard his eyes rolled back in his head.
ajpimpsalll
...smoking joe didn't fight Tyson.
fpdad1
His kid Marvis did but Joe did all the talking.
LadyYmir
"He will anihilate you, Mike!" "Dad, stop. Someone's gonna die in that ring." "You hear that? He will kill you!" "... I'm talking about me."
ajpimpsalll
Welp i guess that's one way to use your fame to promote/kill your son.
OkramTheBarbarian
There is that
atesomebadfugu
On hitting Robin Givens (his wife): "She really offended me and I went BAM. She flew backwards, hitting every wall in the apartment," >
atesomebadfugu
Tyson said. "That was the best punch I've ever thrown in my entire life."
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Saigon333
I think you've missed a critical component of how domestic violence works...
atesomebadfugu
thank you
S3KT0R77
Funniest shit I've ever heard.
atesomebadfugu
not meant to be funny, but you go ahead.
intellectualspinach
NIGHT NIGHT THLEEP TIGHT
MTGKokey
Thavage
Gwurver
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg
theovermynd
It a five minutes later and I'm still giggling like an idiot over that comment. Thank you, kind sir, for Shari g your wit
LvAllen
ThatsWhatSheSed
I feel bad for those who never played this game
ButtsMcGee86
DON'T LET THE BED BUGTH BITE.
StunnedGoofy
They are thinking very fatht...
87bru
ifukyogrl
Thith ith wat i wath lokking for
LaAguaChocha
Guess it took some time before he realized that punching does not remove ears very well
D1RTYPENGU1N
Tell that to Leslie Smith!
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LaAguaChocha
"Very well" - Me.
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
"I can't hear you"
Thedailywumbo
Fuck man that's brutal
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
He meant with boxing gloves though. Right?
icookfoodandfightfire
it could happen with gloves too, she got cauliflower ear, which is common in all fighting. the ear got hit again and pretty much exploded
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
The cartlidge detaches from the skin and builds up scar tissue and fluid between. Not fixable with surgery.
Pugbear
SoludisSnake
savage.
11ama
I fuckin' love that show.
Chewbaccabra
Ain't got no time for bird sex
nizarbarg
FIGHT OR FLIGHT
OliverClothesoff70
I would put Tyson in his prime up against any fighter in history in their prime. No hesitation that I'd put big money on Tyson to win that.
escudonbk
Ali beats him. I too would put big money on that.
Remainder
Tyson in his prime would have a very good chance (though Tyson's prime was extremely short lived). It's hard not to have faith in Ali's
Remainder
ability to survive an onslaught after he weathered the storm of Ali-Frazier 1 (still lost ofc but it's a miracle he stayed conscious).
Remainder
despite all that I give it at least 55-45 in Tyson's favor, again only pre-prison Tyson.
shankycat
Maybe do a post? Ali vs Tyson hypothetical? That would be an interesting breakdown for a lot of peeps.
Remainder
In any case both Ali and Tyson (in a rare act of humility) said they thought they would lose to the other.
TheBelcherKids
Forgot one.
Bodybag
you gotta be a badass to be the final boss in your own goddamn game.
nsxbill
Forgot about that game, it was great back then.
shimmernshine
Still good today, though the wii version was even better
Unforgivn420
This was extremely frustrating back in the day. Loved the game though
rockbit3r
I can still hear this games the theme music in my head from time to time.
Cthulhuonabike
Anyone who claims they actually beat this game is a fucking liar
ThatsWhatSheSed
No harm done in that lie if you never believed them to begin with
GreeneyedDevil013
Does beating it with a sledgehammer count?
ThatsWhatSheSed
There are two types of liars. Those who lie about beating Mike Tyson's punch out, and those who you believed at first before finding out.
rbudrick
I used to be able to get to Tyson without even getting knocked down once , then he would destroy me. Finally read up on patterns that are 1-
rbudrick
Online now . Gave up after years of losing against him. Within two days of reading up, whipped his ass, finally.
BaconRiot
I watched my dad beat this game as a kid... took him years
Cthulhuonabike
th3blueduck
Only way I beat this game was to do it on an emulator because prior to that... Mike Tyson would get me... every... damn... time...
Apalapan
First time I beat it I may have used savestates, can't quite remember. Years later, I had to use the buffer strat to even have a chance.