Hmmm

I've noticed since Russia can't access funds, My penis is finally just the right size, but there are no singles looking for hot sex in my area anymore. No more free gift cards for Wal-Mart, CVS, etc nor are there any lawyers with long deceased accounts that need my help moving them to America for a cut. Not sure how this is going to affect my love and financial life.
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TL:DR Fuck Russia. You can't fund your spam farms. "Slava Ukraini!"