They might work as suppositories...

Jan 26, 2017 12:37 AM

...if you shove them deep enough.

Directions unclear....Shoved them in OP's butt

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Alternative facts, they prove crystals do crazy shit

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My family is huge into crystal therapy. Easiest people to troll Ive ever met. I just walk in and be like

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Yep, this is very accurate.

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Thank you spreading my post! More people must know!

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Modern crystals, sure, but if you can find an obsidian crystal that was part of a Stone Age tool, that has some serious power.

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Im more into stone age amethyst. You've probably never heard of it *sniff*

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