Robibear
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How much ship could a ship ship, ship, if a ship ship, could ship ships?
Oct 27, 2017 4:30 AM
Robibear
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KhajiitIsPleased
#24 DON'T YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME AGAIN
sarahsaurroar
May whomever made the Lilo and Stitch with Shou Tucker one BURN IN HELL! >.< Most gut wrenching scene ever. Take my upvote you meanie!
loexeol
'I sued'
Piornet
This was one of the least funny dumps I've ever seen on here
Honorius
You can collect feathers ethically.
TriangleOffense
I love the guy, but the first picture of Brendan Fraser looks like his face is photoshopped a little too low on a different face
Bigdaddy1097
At first I thought the license plate said "isued"
NeneJPhilly
Seriously thought it said “Issues” instead of “AmLoved” or whatever but then I thought, “How’d they know the dog was on meth?” I think good…
Spaceorbisgaming
That Norwegian story about killed me it was too funny.
idonotagreetotermsofservice
Brendan Fraser looks like he was drawn by a Bobs Burgers animator.
AchillesWithHeelGuards
Aye don get it......bricks are 'eavier than feathers....
Goldenteckel
+1 for the norwegian tale !
Iosephus
"Schooll children flooded out like a never-ending flood of something that never ends" might be one of my favourite phrases ever.
ScandinavianClown
I remember that! Was in the local paper.
Higure
I'm pretty certain the shrill cry in unintelligible gibberish was "SNØBALLKRIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!"
dagingee
which ofc translates to: SNOWBALLWAAAAAAR! (for the non norwegians out there)
fivecharacters
I laugh every time, even though it's probably slightly exaggerated. Also the hot dog is called "Ostepølse med bacon".
ZaggerQuia
I assumed they were crayons
ilikeyourpics
#8
wolfiedk
That one ship on the right looks like he's had enough of this gangbang
SemihOzbay
Is that one punch man holding superman with avengers that's amoreeeeeeeeee!!!
Fireguy97
The first image in #5 might be male, but I'm not all that sure that it's a man.
Zer016K
*Cough* won season 3 *cough*
jimmiestjohnt
as a catholic this is a good dump
Pepperpete123
How big is that fucking ship that's shipping other shipping ships? Cause my god...
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
#1 I'm the only one who thinks that the new Mummy is a stealth remake of Russel Mulcahy's Tale of the Mummy?
pipicacaboudin
DEUS VULT
Adz10
Holy ship
CaptainADHD
#24 WHO FUCKING DID THIS
aleister94
bluepleb
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT GOT THE REFRENECE
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
You mean the reference made at least once a week?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
They can go die in a hole for all I care! AHH
rumbarious
I beg your pardon but that was a ship shipping ship, shipping shipping ships, one of which was a ship shipping ship loaded with ships
IamMadeOfShamrocks
Would have preferred a shipping-ship ship, but whatever.
Bloodraider11387
Buck39
Bloodraider11387
BiliboyJenkins
Milk for the Khorne Flakes!
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
adriedupoldprune
JEFF is an acronym it stands for "Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File"
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
Oh okay makes sense
ChestnutCritter
caramelballoffur
#48 if we are counting 1 universe i am pretty sure there is a little more than 9 planets...
abeardedblacksmith
yeah, and i'm pretty sure Earth has more than 809 islands.
giitsok
I'm pretty sure there are multiverses as well...... Maybe....
Lifk
It bothered me too.
Thefilthwizard
ditto
AlwaysSomethingHorrible
I think he just meant realtive to and was shrinking in size more based on the possibility of the general are he is in.
AlwaysSomethingHorrible
Think "This universe, this solar system, this planet, the portion of the world"
ENCHANTMEN
Well in that case there are eight planets. Pluto is an interesting object but if it's a planet, so is a bunch of other shit.
AlwaysSomethingHorrible
Yeah, isn't Pluto classified as a planetoid?
abundantbadgers
thatgamerguy592
Also sales, he can't miss them
roscuro
He has the capability to destroy the planet if he gets bored enough...lets keep him employed.
Insomnia297
But there's a sale this weekend
StringVariable
What? Not even a bored office lady would stoop to that level.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
You've obviously never been to my office,.
roscuro
Bored office ladies don't have the power to destroy a planet with a punch if they so desired.
Porecomesis
What about flies?
abundantbadgers
Ah yes. And mosquitoes.