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Downvote me to hell. Also used wrong meme. I'm a failure.
Jul 11, 2016 8:54 PM
mijami
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Downvote me to hell. Also used wrong meme. I'm a failure.
contractorguy
Sounds like he sucks and he did you a favor.
AhhhApplesauce
Soooooo.... You're single?
thedissident
Attractive women says she's newly single on imgur...amusing to watch the digital pirañas gather.
Slashenaar
Op asks us for one thing "Downvote me to hell." and we put it on the fp? What a buncha bastards.
aroseisaroseisaBITCH
Hi! I know you have a lot of comments but if you ever need to talk, I'm here! I've been through a similar situation - it gets easier! :)
ChiefyGrande
Try Pokemon go
waitdoyounot
Here's a virtual hug. Your ex bf is a dick for ending 3 years like that. As a guy we can be jerks sometimes.
SSaraslame
I'm Sorry
ErinFromTheOffice
So...you're single?
Jcloud85
It's a cowardly and easier way out...please don't blame yourself for his chicken-shit ways...go out and enjoy life, I'm sure there's (2
Jcloud85
Plenty of people looking for a friend or more than a friend, just put yourself back on the "playing field" and just be nice and smile at 'em
FisforFenton
my ex broke up with me over text with no reason still feel like garbage about it, it happened a year ago so if you want to talk message me
BigRobbo
He sounds like a dick
mijami
no shit sherlock
BigRobbo
I only mean that he isn't worth your time. You aren't a failure.
snarkface
Here are some motivational posters to cheer you up: /a/aPjU8
mijami
Thanks, they did!
Imapeacockyagottaletmefly
You dodged a bullet. Trust me. My last gf (of 2 years) broke up with me over the phone telling me she's gonna stay single for awhile.. (1/2)
Imapeacockyagottaletmefly
3 months later, she was dating a guy that goes to my church. Seeing them together every Sunday was the worst. But it gets better op. Trust..
Imapeacockyagottaletmefly
Me!
fullbush
FB breakups are for losers. Consider us friends.
Mysterydewd
Ex left me via text a year ago.. I was going to marry that woman. It sucks, but as time goes on, it sucks less OP. Here if you need to talk.
mijami
oh. that sucks
Mysterydewd
Sure does, but a lot less than it did a year ago. I won't tell you how you feel, just that it really does get better. Time can work wonders.
docweird
OP, if this is you, it's his loss:
(Greetings from the neighbor up north).
mijami
yes, this is me.. up north? where?
docweird
Across the sea (Finn), if you're Estonian. :D
mijami
aha, yeah, well that's cool :D
sillybeaches
I'm sorry. My gf of 3 years broke up with me in March. If you need someone to listen, send me a message.
HighFivesYourFace
Don't melt down like this just because a guy broke up with you. Keep your head up and look for stuff he left at your house that you can sell
mijami
Not much 2 pairs of headphones, a bottle of Jack and sunglasses..
ImAMaineiac
Well either sell them or have a chill night of looking fly and listening to music no one else can hear
iusedtobeaspyuntil
This^
ssmud1
I'll share that bottle of Jack with you. I'm funner to chill with than your ex.
HighFivesYourFace
I will buy one of those headphones right now.
icanhazanimgurnow
Hope you have a safe night. Keep sane and get better. @OP
mijami
Safe night for sure. thanks.
bakerdays
I hope you are doing well today!
bakerdays
I hope you are doing well today!
FBISurveillanceTeam
Don't worry half the guys in Usersub are already checking your profile for a selfie, everything for a reason.
skelcal
Plot twist OP is a dude.
FBISurveillanceTeam
So the other half the guys?
dudeandthecatastrophe
And you're attractive. Everything will start coming up Milhouse in no time
racecarspelledbackwards
Beautifully done
mijami
milhouse?
dudeandthecatastrophe
A Simpsons reference. Poorly deployed it would seem.
bannedforNSFW01
http://imgur.com/UugpZRj
NessyTheLochnessMonster
I'll be your friend.
afroman
Sounds like me. Only my girlfriend broke up with me because I have no friends and said I'm a loser... I'm truly sad everyday.
hetnkik
I'm sorry. You'll get through it. Just hang in there till the hurting stops hurting so much.
mijami
last time it happened took over half a year..
hetnkik
We all know it's the risk we put ourselves at when we give our hearts to others, and yet we keep doing it over and over until we finally
hetnkik
find the one that doesn't hurt us.Or at least hurts us less frequently and to a smaller degree. Seriously, shit'll get better. You know that
BelfryBats
I have no idea if this will help
caseythefacey
I was in your shoes in September. Still no friends, but it gets better
TheT1esThatB1nd
How can I message people on mobile cause I don't wanna take from the post, but I wanna thank @BelfryBats in detail for this comment.
LilSis061016
You can use the mobile browser, but not the app.
BelfryBats
Well I'm glad you enjoyed it.
madnasher
We mobile users have no ability to message people. We are not of the master race
TheT1esThatB1nd
I guess I will log on with my computer for once this month. Thank you very much.
MistahPrickles
DumbInternetLifeHack: #793,038,297,478,594,038,393,940,540,830. Create a post, keep it hidden, tag them in a comment on your own post. Bam!
mijami
:)
BelfryBats
Glad this brightened your day :D
HelloIhaveattentiondeffiiiiiiiiLETSRIDEBIKES
You go OP! YOU BE YOU!! Also, it's easy when you're feeling like you are to think the world hates you. It doesn't; go and give it what for!!
LoveWithAllYouHave
I always think this quote from Frasier helps, you are in mourning, but you're not mourning the loss of your boyfriend; you're mourning the 1
LoveWithAllYouHave
loss of what you thought your life was going to be. Let it go. Things don't always work out how you planned; that's not necessarily bad. 2
LoveWithAllYouHave
Things have a way of working out anyway. 3
damnyuoautocorrect
Hey if you're in Washington I can keep you legit company!
MistahPrickles
Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
MistahPrickles
Same thing we do everynight @damnyuoautocorrect .... Try to take advantage of the emotionally wounded for sex!
MatrimBloodyCauthon
<3
damnyuoautocorrect
Oh jesus, I'm a lady Looking for a friend, lonely cause I went through the same kinda shit!
Papapedro477
LilSis061016
Will my dog ignoring the fact that he jumped through the glass front door cheer you up?
LilSis061016
The break:
Cogitoergosumthingorother
It did me
mijami
Hehe, that's cool
LilSis061016
haha...cool...not so much at the time, but now I know how to replace a single pane of glass in a 70 year old craftsman door, so win?
batarnak
You can tell when he can tell he's been a baaaaaaad boy.
LilSis061016
Oh yes. But it's also funny, and he's so cute, you can't stay mad at him for long.
batarnak
Exactly.
IdLikeToBuyAllYourChocolate
"What door?" - dog
IDontLikeSandItsCoarseAndRoughAndIrritatingAndItGetsEverywhere
Oh my god that's amazing
LilSis061016
Are...you you Anakin Skywalker?
IDontLikeSandItsCoarseAndRoughAndIrritatingAndItGetsEverywhere
Well... I don't like sand...
LilSis061016
He was so whiny in that movie.
Hahandfuckyou
Beautiful fucking door.
LilSis061016
*whispers* want to know a secret?
Hahandfuckyou
*whispers quieter* yes
LilSis061016
*the "stained glass" is fake. It's a peel and stick pattern from home depot*
Hahandfuckyou
*whispers* fuckin sweet
zone2oo0
Wanna go catch some Pokemon?
kingmuklawasframed
Seriously not a bad idea. Going for a walk always helps me feel better and why not play Pokemon go. Meet some new people on the streets.
mijami
can't play this game yet in my country :(
YesmynameisGreg
You want a ticket to a good country? If we get all of Imgur to pitch in, maybe you can go on a quick vacation!
zone2oo0
What country might that be, I'm going to write Nintendo a nasty letter
mijami
Estonia
CptCronos
You might be able to download the apk file and load it, check online. If you can, hey head start and something to take your mind off it. :)
Reesediculous
I'm on my way
kaIashnikobe
Are you there yet?
kaIashnikobe
Are you there yet?
WillSomeoneGiveMeAKnifePlease
Friend... That dude broke up with you on FB. He isn't worth it, hun.
ThatOneGuyThatDidThatThingWithThosePeople
I know that sucks (been there), but I'm willing to bet he had a reason but didn't have the guts to tell you. That's why he used FB. 1/2
ThatOneGuyThatDidThatThingWithThosePeople
Just remember that his choice to break up thru FB just shows he didnt deserve you. Take time to recover, and I guarantee you'll be fine. 2/2
mijami
well he was the guy that i thought i was going to spend rest of my life with..
ThatOneGuyThatDidThatThingWithThosePeople
I get that, it was the same for my gf. Just dont rush anything. It's going to hurt, and maybe he'll realize the mistake. Give yourself time.
carolinaguuurl
Dodged a bullet, OP. This is the start of an exciting new chapter of your life. Think of the possibilities! You're going to have SO much fun
ThatOneGuyThatDidThatThingWithThosePeople
It took me about 7 years to truly move on after my ex left me. I was very jaded towards women the whole time and it did me no favors.