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Tate was beaten bloody by a man wearing pink gloves, Jake Paul had his jaw broken so badly he needed surgery.
Wouldn't it be nice if a Bloodclot arrived for Christmas?
BruceMane
nothing will change. things will get worse. with or without Trump. As long as Capitalism is the default, progressive liberals and right wing conservatives will Accept millions of deaths per year in the name of Capitalism.
OopsIMeanToFartButAPoopCameOut
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NonyGony
Guys, c'mon...they're just bruises left over from his constant transfusions of children's blood
Bowtie8bit
The way this universe works, Trump will love to be over 100. It's going to be awful.
duktayp
That's the hand he was using to hold that bible
PineappleLoopsBroether
Yeah, almost 6 years ago.
ElroydIsGone
Don't say it too loudly, or some of his religious MAGA nuts will start calling them stigmata.
WhattaMattahYou
the pattern has been first week of the month there's a lot of snoozing and bruising
whatever he's getting infused monthly is fucking up his hand, "bigly"
SocoFox
Pumping him full of early-onset-dementia drugs (not much use against his late-stage dementia), Adderall (amphetamines) when he has to speak, and getting regular MRIs to track the progression of the disease.
It's basically Weekend at Donnie's in the seat right now.
RaekinTheBored
It would be nice, but evil never dies when you want it too. Look how long Kissinger lasted. Or Dick Cheney.
SkidMarc25
Spite and Hatred, it turns out, are the real ingredients to eternal life.
mygodhasabiggerdick
Kissinger still upsets me with how long he lived and how even many 'Democrats' lauded him knowing how he caused so goddamned much death during Vietnam.
RaekinTheBored
As the great Anthony Bourdain once said: “Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands.”
RustyLongshanks
I want a hematoma clot for Christmas /
Or anything else similar will do /
Candy won't last, and toys just take up space /
But block a bit of blood flow and the world's a better place! //
I want a hematoma clot for Christmas /
Since Congress won't induct the man, it's true /
Don't make him a martyr, that'd rally up a mob /
So God get off your lazy ass and do the fucking job!
RustyLongshanks
(I wish to make explicitly clear to any mods or federal agents that this is not a call for violence. This is a hope for natural causes.)
firlefranz
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spangolio
it's much too late for justice, and no human could ever endure what he deserves. his experience is irrelevant, his learning, just no. pull the lever.
orp0piru
>Gaddafi was hung
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Muammar_Gaddafi#cite_ref-31
spangolio
for Trump it would be cool if they did it like they did on Homeland. With a crane lifting him 50' up, dangling. But i sure won't stickle. Nope.
Eyeetsass
That’s not justice. Not the kind we need if we want to have a society. Justice is him in an orange suit in a little room with no windows that he never gets to leave.
spangolio
full wall mirror and no toilet. randomly, his speeches blast out of speakers.
Eyeetsass
This is acceptable
HonHomes
Eh. I just want him gone. Quickly. Hopefully in some way that shows him as particularly pathetic. Like, stand up from something and just keel over. Or just nod off and very blatantly not wake up.
Ideally, walk out of a meeting with Putin or Nehanyatu and keel over. Just so the conspiracy-nutters can rage about Russia killing the US president.
spangolio
exactly. it is soooo great watching him deteriorate. i hope he gets rabies and glares at the camera, frothing and rigid, begging for death. but don't take longer than a day or two.
Goldensands
The real ideal would be amerimorons finding some fking dignity and very deliberately ending their fascist filth. You are where you are in large part because you've never punished white supremacy, regardless of how much future and dignity it's taken from you.
HonHomes
As many have pointed out, MAGA is a cult, centred around Drumpf. When he dies, that cult will collapse. It is unlikely to collapse before then, although it might diminish, especially if he keeps fucking up, like how tariffs and stupidity have cost him followers.
I think the ideal scenario (right now) is him just keeling over. Then there's plenty of time for the cult to implode before the next round of elections.
But a violent removal of trump? I think that's likely to kick off MAGAt reprisals
Goldensands
You and your filth of a nation will never be rid of drumpf and his like because of mentalities like this. Childish, nonsensical, utterly ignorant wish thinking and nothing more. A culture that worships wealth, fame, stupidity and itself and who never has the character, sense or courage to face reality... you will Never be free of his filth. Never.
Kilo11
Another user pointed this out to me a few days ago concerning Jake's fight, 93 million dollars outside endorsements for a broken jaw that will quickly heal is not a bad days work
WhattaMattahYou
yeah, but those images of him cringing and terrified will be around forever
and while I haven't broken a jaw, I have broken ribs
I don't even use those to eat, that shit hurts
Kilo11
Id take 93 million for 6 weeks of smoothies and the pics. When ever someone points them out I'd lob $1000 at them
WhattaMattahYou
you'd have to be Jake Paul levels of douchebag for a decade, to get famous, first
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Paul#Controversies_and_legal_issues
Kilo11
Yeah I know im just saying given the opportunity, why not
WhattaMattahYou
if I could get millions of dollars for facial damage, I'd do it too
it's the rest of it (mostly being a fucking douchenozzle) that I could not stomach
ElusiveThing
Also worth noting that the money he got is meaningless to him. He already has enough to live in immense luxury. So he got beaten for nothing
Silent1fd
And yet normal mma fighters get just as much of the shit beat out of them for pennies on the dollar.
Kilo11
Proof its not what you do its how you do it
ElusiveThing
Very true.
AreYouABadPerson
God, can you imagine how fucking AMAZING it would be if this piece of shit died on christmas?
textilelover
"Oh! The good lord is calling him home on baby Jesus's birthdaaaay!! He IS the second coming!! RALLY IN HIS NAME!" Something similarly stupid would be trumpeted from the rooftops. I am disappointed every morning when I wake up and check my "breaking news."
AntaNce
I can. It would. But I will gladly accept *any* day for that gift. ANY DAY.
AreYouABadPerson
Instant new federal holiday. And new shitty, overgrown corner of a golf course.
AntaNce
Oh yes, please. What we gon name the holiday?
AreYouABadPerson
The Big, Beautiful Day.
AntaNce
OMG -yes! It's yuge, the beautifullest day ever! No one has ever had a more beautiful day, not in centuries! What are you planning for The Big Beautiful Day this year! (Fireworks, feasting, dancing all around!) It's a paid holiday! Everyone will be happy on The Big Beautiful Day! Parties, frolic, fancy dress! Let's do this! The line for pissing on the dead fucker's grave starts here! Free drinks while you wait for your turn & stay well hydrated (for more peeing)!