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Anyone seen this cocaine guy at the Mayweather McGregor fight?
Edit - Wow thanks! I figured you weirdos would like this weird dude. I saw him and had to share. Cocaine reasonably!
Ymmit555
He looks like he's about to beat up some hookers.
CoolCatJerry
moonytwoshoes
Luke Wilson doppelganger?
Us3rname
Some of the crowd members entertained me more than the fight in some parts
BrockenSpectre
Nothing like riding the white line while watching two sweaty guys beat the ever loving shit out of each other.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
When the chewable amphetamines kick in
nicholasagream
Poor bloke has the sniffles
macthelost
Here, just put this towel over your head and breath deep. Lol
Annoyingrobot
I would have needed cocaine to stay up that late too.
JayTeasyLemonSqueezy
ManualWindowedSubmarine
COCAINE!!!
88wut
He has a head cold. An expensive head cold.
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Holy hell guy! Take it down a notch!
orangeisthenewbasic
Bump it down?
fatrustyfarts
Oh I like you.
CaliforniaMoon
I wonder what he's telling himself in his head
wigglepickle
"I can taste the diesel in this cheap cocain in the back of my throat"
houston515
i gotta win the presidential campaign next time super hard
HappyEngineer
you're nailing this man wow her hair looks nice how long have I been on this leg better change so it looks natural youre nailing this man...
BillWeenus
"YOURE THE MAN CHAZ!"
Mgdavis85
I thought you meant Demi Lovano...she definitely seemed coked up singing the national anthem.
SquidSex
Wow, you guys are fucking assholes. I know him & he has Tourette's, and was wiping drool onto his sleeve. Just kidding. Definitely cocaine.
gingerladybug
H*ckin got me for a minute. +1 for you
ILikeCharmanderOk
What is this hecking phrase I keep seeing? Unless I'm missing something it seems to be the lamest shit I've ever fucking seen.
HappyEngineer
thankyou for censoring your foul language, there might be children present
KotalDom
Is that one of the baldwins?
Seethreepeeoh
What's the best thing about being a Baldwin?
creamyclear
I thought it was the dark haired Wilson brother, the one that isn't blonde with the busted up nose.
NUTTDOGG
That's who it is.
wheresthebaby
Luke
zerocharisma25
You know you're coked out of your head when you struggle to put your Rangers hat on.
anxshush
That's Sean Gibbons. He's a manager/matchmaker/former boxer.
Woestkonijn
Typical dopamine excess twitches. Sort of Gilles de la Tourette but on cocaïne. Well spotted OP.
TakeDisL
Perfect timing 40 min fight the high wore off time for another bump
Herecomesjohnny
i know this is the internet but how about we just let him be and not show his face all over?
pragmatao
You know, he's not hurting anyone, just having a good time. You're right.
Herecomesjohnny
I just think let's not get him fired by mocking him, you know? and i doubt internet making fun of you makes a good wake up call
thelostg
Valid point about getting him fired...
BillWeenus
Trust me I thought about it but they I said he knew he would be in front of millions at one of the most monetized events in history.
StanJeff
That's uh, clear as fuck
PiGuy314
Just guessing by tech now a days, but were the pay per view streams in 4k?
StanJeff
I mean his drug use is transparent
Tassyr
Jesus, could he be any more obvious?
michonnedisapproves
What a fucking dick
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
Remember Trump during the debates.
ShitsNGiggelz
Even wiped the nostril that I assume was the intake valve.
Sammyv17
Ok Chandler
ILikeCharmanderOk
Could he BE any more obvious?
TexasBubbleGumMachine
IRPAZ
FilipJonsson33
Alexpander4
Is it laughing or convulsing?
Youtro
Yes
TehSeksyManz
TheClayKnight
Real laughter is a convulsion.
princessatigresa
Both
Cgyachilles
Is that john travolta?
Meatwalls
It looks like Frank West.
TheRicM
I don't know
melshot
Oh no. That would be bad for Scientology lol.
BillWeenus
Or a Baldwin.
memepolice420
esracoon
this gif is like the energizer bunny. it just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...
IAmNotACatISwear
I've never seen the full version before. This is great!
teddybonkerrs
That was bloody epic
GondolaBandit
That's just flat out great
AvsFreak
Thank you for that.
Sammyv17
Why do rich people always do drugs? I'd be doing better things, like creating new sports where you have to ride giraffes.
MisterTrashPanda
Can't it be both? Imagine the games they would create for us lowly proletariat!
ParadigmShiftingWithoutAClutch
Which is the type of idea you get... On drugs.
orangeisthenewbasic
I'm gonna let you in on a secret... poor folks do it too. And more. Depending on the drug. Cause you have less to lose
tpepoon
Have you done drugs? They make you feel good and if youre rich you can afford lots of it.
sumowoman
In reality they make you dull and fragile. You can be defeated by taking the drugs away, which is a position I never want to be in again.
AugustusMcCrae
Wow. This....is a good observation.
Zobaken
They have a lot of money, so they can't hide from the existential despair by doing boring daily work.
crimsondog
a lot of people do drugs, it's just cocaine is very expensive over time spent high (it lasts 30-45 min/line) so that's their drug of choice
crimsondog
also helps that coke makes you feel like you're on top of the world, so of course they like it.
sparky1510
Makes you feel like that......in reality you act like a right cunt
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
I hate cocaine but I do like the way it smells.
TheyCallMeDrFeelGood
dzbomber
KingZullu
Suck dick for the taste
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
I can't smoke pot (makes anxiety worse) but LOVE LOVE LOVE the smell of growing/burning it. I'd grow a pound and burn it like incense.
TheOneWhoSucks
Doesn't do anything to me, but I'm the same way. Lived with growers for awhile, they'd save me a treat as they knew I loved the taste, too.
whyisitalwaystaken
I like you.
lilmisschuckitinthefuckitbucket
rinrollz
Holy shit! Nice gif choice, I haven't seen this movie in ages.
adamadamadam
What is iiiit
rinrollz
It's All Gone Pete Tong
lilmisschuckitinthefuckitbucket
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
holydiver1355
I'm laughing way too much at this response
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
Cookieyay
Beautifull
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
memepolice420
DickMercenary
https://youtu.be/JyIRgWWUpN4
Puninthe0ven
Did not realize this went on as long as it does.
LordProtectorOliverCromwell
Fucking classic
justahusk
Damn. This gif is a feature film.
melshot
AManNeedsANewUsername
A guy who can afford to be at that fight probably works a job who doesn't test. That's for us peasants.
ClumsyBagOfSaltWater
Cocaine does not stay in your system long, only a few days. How often do you get tested?
AManNeedsANewUsername
Randomly, and also in case I get hurt at work, and also if I crash the company vehicle. I work for a railroad.
wollawollawolla
Your companies can test you? Where the fuck are you from? Saudi Arabia or summat?
AManNeedsANewUsername
Uhh mofucking America. I've never had I job at didn't at least do an initial test.
1970sSalsa
Drug screening, that's a thing
wollawollawolla
Where and under what circumstances? It's questionable under the universal declaration of human rights and in breach of the European one.
wzzt
I hope he's rich because he's gonna be getting a drug test come Monday.
GreenJ
It might be out of his system by then.
sparky1510
And coke isn't detectable after about 24 hours he's good
InFin0819
He is doing coke at most expensive fight of all time. I would be suprised if he didn't own where ever he works
SkyPwny
NeatoBuilds
A finger?
Zobaken
Little finger.
SkyPwny
i mean you gotta use something to help snort up all that cocain
dartron5000
Based on price of those tickets id lean towards rich.
fashenkna
im not a boxing fan, but around how much are tickets?
melshot
Pffft it's a major boxing event. Doing coke is pretty much mandatory.
NeatoBuilds
They have people serving coke at most events
melshot
Exactly ;). But usually on a silver tray with a funny little straw. So weird.
Cheomesh
That's depressing.
AlIYourBaseAreBelongToUs
Soda-pressing?
melshot
?
rugmiem
Pssss base on the evidence, he is calling in sick Monday.
melshot
Based on the evidence he may just be coming down by Monday. So yeah, calling in. If he can lift his head and dial his phone.
ircoverlife
Aren't there actually quite few positions where this is actually necessary? If you work in, like, management or coding, wtf does it matter?
EpogeeDesign
As someone who literally just woke up an has to decide to catch up on code or spend time with wife in a health manner... close to home lol.
Mohareb
Wtf kind of code are you writing since you think coke is needed for that?
ircoverlife
The same kind that requires alcohol to be written!
MaxximumB
Fast code. Fast aggressive code. Code for fast people. People need fast code. I need code fast. I need more code. Code makes me sharp. Code.
ircoverlife
I mean, working high on cocaine probably doesn't hurt anyone.
16745
Cocaine never hurt anyone. People do!
NotTakenImgurAccountName
You probably don't make the best decisions when high which can hurt the company
pippen1001
That's not how cocaine works
ParadigmShiftingWithoutAClutch
You might have never done cocaine.
ircoverlife
The state of mind for decision making is affected by shitloads of things. Depression could be worse than being high, for example.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
That's a man that's just done a fat rail if I've ever seen one.
schleimkeim
a really fat rail indeed
GrantLeavitt
Orrr — bear with me here — he noticed he was on cam and tried to look good for the tv? Not every crazy person is actually crazy or on drugs.
DrakeRamorayMD
Except he looks like he's on drugs.
darthnawsty
JJtheSpaceGhost
I used to love chewing gum like that after fat rails.
eastend666
That's a fat man man that's just done a rail...
RaynWisp
"Shit that was good - gotta act normal... fuck, how do normal people act?"
rawbert604
benbrockn
That's just Michael from GTA5
ImportantLAMP
cocaine responsibly, use Uber.
Tylmir
Yup, those are the few seconds right after the rail, it's kickin him a bit hard before it's stabilized
Mechlai
man I keep hearing about some fight that happened and have no idea what's going on... and now it's on the fp of imgur. Did someone die?
Error404TrollNotFound
WrongUn
You may be at a super-prolific boxing match but sometimes you just gotta destroy a fat slug
Tittysprinkles1
I do(nt) know from experience but yes that is true.
jayliu1984
I don't get it, he doesn't look high like in the movies, how are you suppose to feel after you snort that shit?
rimehoarfrost
You feel hyped, energetic, sometimes restless, it's hard to feel your dick, but you wanna fuck everything.
Oneguy675
Just really excited about everything very talkative alert and like everyone else said until the next day and you wanna die haha
PoisonInJest
All things will be done and you're the best shit in the world. Don't do drugs kids
ReferenceCheck
How come some people act like this after and some don't?
butteredtoast789
like you just vacuumed everest with your nose and everyone can see it
HomebrewRecipesMyWayPLZ
Cocaine is like super-caffeine
magmadar
ive done cocaine two or three times in my life but it doesn´t do it for me , you get a super adrenaline rush and become wide awake energetic
orangedoorhinge
well 1. he's geeked the fuck out, 2 he just wiped all the candy out of his nose, and 3. he's clenching so hard hes about to break his teeth
Drath101
Half of it is in the way he's twitching, and rubbing his nose. Like most things, movies exaggerate for the comedy of it
desertbear87
Amazing, or so ive heard.
UhhhhhNick
Really twitchy and sniffly and sometimes grinding your teeth
OuchYoureonmyhair
Sounds like they cut it a bunch before it got up your nose.
Adaaayyym
Awake, alert, with the sniffles and an urge to pet all the animals in a 10mile radius.
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
That sounds like what imgur does to me.
rinrollz
I never had the urge to pet all animals in a 10mile radius, but the sniffles and drainage is for sure!
Canadoug
For about 15 minutes. Then you get the drips.
SuckABagOfDucks
Not if you got that fire shit
GrimnirTheGreat
Then your throat is numb and uncomfortable
LochNessMister
Like... drips from your penis?
ihavethisusername
Drips is when the residue from what you snorted starts draining into your throat from that small hole that connects your nose and throat.
AnAssholeCrow
Best description I ever came up with is "you're still you, except it's you 2.0" til you feel like a truck drove over your chest the next day
princessatigresa
You genius.
rinrollz
Eh I wouldn't say you 2.0, it's more like a more talkative, overly confident, why won't you stop talking, talking to strangers, you.
MotokoKusinagi
Nope. It's that you just won a million dollars, and someone is taking 50 grand away every 20 seconds or so.
Voltangelion
Yes
moon2A
Spot fucking on. As well as not being able to shut my fucking mouth for more than 2 seconds.
captainjugwash
Yeah, the can't breathe part the next day! It makes you feel... ALIVE!
ZOMGNO
Boyfriend never fucking shuts up. Ever. I now want to see him on Coke... TURBO TALKING...