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Sep 22, 2018 4:39 PM
Silliosophical
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usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
*dog's thoughts* 'you gonna throw something?'
thegatman69
Me too. Or # metoo
TheFlyingPigSquadron
If cats had been there.
MultiTrackDrifting
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/02/the-dogs-aboard-the-titanic/ Only 3 of 12 made it.
Geofrywasright
Nah he’s a good bouy
disruptivedecimal
Woman and children first ,than I'll have sex with the men
CitizenDickbag
Sadly, there were several dogs housed in the Titanic's kennels, most of them did not survive the sinking.
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TarrkertheNewt
Dog could potentially be both a woman and a child. :)
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
For some reason I thought this was a Holocaust joke
KingKolunikus
Muh six gajillions!
saboten13
It’s the big black SS style hat and coat
randomcharacters6357
Don’t Jew vish it vas?
romulan47
verganas
Dude!
Aurourus
Black and white?
vammane
Well, I'd rescue the dogs first anyway. Only the dogs
squirrelrubbinghisnips
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ionlystopafterhumiliation
Same I think because of the way the mouth is drawn in first frame
zigglygiggly
TinyBatman
Go go Führer rangers?
ODSTsRule
Zords on the Eastern and Invasion Front? That would make for some awesome visuals i imagine
Vatafeo
whats up with woman first still being a thing? dont we all have equal rights now? cuz if they get to go first i want a pay rise
CitizenDickbag
It isn't still a thing. The comic is pretty clearly the Titanic disaster, which was over 100 years ago. Modern ships have assigned lifeboat
CitizenDickbag
2/ seating for all passengers, regardless of gender/age/etc.
RedDwarfIV
Though in that case, they left the ship by helicopter, not by lifeboat.
RedDwarfIV
I just brought up the case of the MTS Oceanos in another thread. Sank in 1991. Passengers were evacuated women and children first.
CitizenDickbag
That was a special case where the crew abandoned the passengers and there was no orderly evacuation
kantaloupe
Dogs first, then children and cats, then pregnant women, then the rest of the passengers, then crew, then officers.
z3lfmoord
Nah, let the cats drown.
gunstarzz
Officers last......fml
kantaloupe
Traditionally, crew disembark by rank, lowest first, because it's seen as a matter of responsibility for getting the others to safety.
ravnicrasol
Well, it kinda sorta maybe is their job to keep everything afloat so everyone else can get out first. Dunno, might be wrong here.
RedDwarfIV
Its evacuation effort was led by the ship's guitarist and entertainer, Moss Hills, who signalled for help and was the last person off.
RedDwarfIV
The Oceanos' captain and crew abandoned ship. They were later convicted of negligence.
RedDwarfIV
Definitely is. Without the officers, you can't organise an evacuation. Happened on the MTS Oceanos.
RedDwarfIV
Well okay, you can, but its way more difficult
GodsNose
And captain goes down with the boat.... Or last if he doesn't feel like it
SeriouslyAwkward
Sinking with the ship was popularized because back then the captain usually didnt own the boat and it was cheaper to die than to pay it back
SeriouslyAwkward
And I have no clue what I'm talking about and I'm making shit up lol
GodsNose
Actually I never thought about that Idk if ur bullshitting but it makes sense cause death over bills sounds legit
SeriouslyAwkward
Nah the real reason was they were legally obligated to be the last one on the boat. If they abandoned ship they would be imprisoned or worse
Ruswal
That's actually accurate, no rules saying the captain can't abandon ship after the passengers & crew are all safely unloaded
Arbitrarynamehere
There's no rule saying it's a death sentence for the captain if the boat sinks either
DreadPierateRoberts
Or just leave after crashing ship showing off