talmanes
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May 26, 2016 6:29 PM
talmanes
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Kilomonster
Looking at porn? Looking at porn.
RussianGTAScreenshots
Had butt surgery today. Have been in the toilet for as long as I can remember trying to poop. I've forgotten life outside of these 4 walls.
TwoGees
ijustwanttoseewhatmyprizeis
FINE WE GET IT YOU'RE HAPPY
ThisIsMyUsersubAccount
We all already knew she has
flatduojet
I suppose your hand did write this so 'girlfriend' is technically correct.
BigStupidHead
Nice penmanship! +1
nicefckinkitty
http://I.imgur.com/7lUlf.gif
Lojay
Nah, the bathroom is where the tampon fairy arrives. She's in a hurry cause she doesn't want to roll them herself, if she misses Flo Fairy.
Grannyc
Why no blumpkin?
xXMidNiteXx
who signs with "your girlfriend"?
talmanes
My girlfriend apparently *shrug*
SDOMO
"Just a Minute, Im almost done! " ~ @op probably
h4rr1s0n
That is one huge anus
tetsouomaiwamo
Can probably fit 1 Jim Carey in It
CFBEvilEmpire
Yes. I do.
talmanes
Almost had me but she's not an engineer ;)
CFBEvilEmpire
Nor am I female, just enjoyed the 0.5 seconds of fear I gave you.