A new years message from Rob Ford

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MIB (Mayors in Black)

Cokemon

Cokémon

I wanna snort the very best
like no one ever was
To smoke them is my real test test
To inject them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Cokemon to understand
The power that’s inside

Cokemon, (gotta smoke them all) it’s you and me
I know it’s my destiny
Cokemon, oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we most govern

Cokemon, (gotta smoke them all) a purity so true
Our cash will pull us through
You smoke me and I’ll smoke you
(Co-ke-mon) Gotta smoke them all

Every ounce along the way
With nostrils I will snort
I will smoke every day
To get really shit faced

Smoke with me, the pipe is alight
There’s no better purity
Line after line we’ll win the fight

Cokemon!

(Gotta smoke um all) x5

Coke-mon!

It’s you and me
I know my destiny

Cokemon!

Oh you’re my best friend
In a world we must govern

Cokemon!

A cut so true
Our cash will pull us through
You snort me and I’ll smoke you

Cokemon!
Gotta smoke’um all
Gotta smoke’um all
COKEMON!