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I finally found a word for it, though my hot potato phase lasted until my mid 20s. Any other imgurettes or imgurians hot potatos or remember one?
Aug 22, 2017 5:37 PM
katniped
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I finally found a word for it, though my hot potato phase lasted until my mid 20s. Any other imgurettes or imgurians hot potatos or remember one?
IamJustinSane
I was never a potato. I'm more of a hot piece of shit that got passed around by cute women; all of whom hoped they didn't get stuck with me.
saraleecupcake13
I am a hot potato.
AdoIfHitIer
I became potato
pandahbeah
I am floor potato.
princessconswellabananahamock
Thanks a lot . Now I have the wiggles stuck in my head singing Hot potato song Check out this video on YouTube: http://youtu.be/FV6nJxg7mM0
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
i just got potato with extra potato.
MRSHomerJSimpson
I was Cold Spaghetti.
breadedfishstrip
Also like a hot potato, full of sour cream
actualseal
Hilarious and gross and hilarious +1
BoxesofFoxes
I'm the hot potato. :(
NotYourNiceSkitty
'Lasted until my mid 20s'. Bruh. After you hit 20, THEN is prime time. Before that? Maybe flings, nothing solid.
UnassumingAscotCap
I'm fine looking, I just hate continually and I have no hope for myself or the world so who'd want me
GreaterDog
Tell me I'm not the only one who read hot dog
Jimthebutler
We got one hotdog here
imlaughin
When you get high all the time cause you know you ugly your a baked potato.
SpiralPotatoFucker
Found my category
Jimthebutler
Whqt type is spiral are tgose the batshit chicks?
SpiralPotatoFucker
Hahaha you know, I'm not sure will would qualify as a "spiral potato"
HowToBeSuccessfulAsaSerialKiller
So Chris Pratt falls where on this scale?
AggresivelyMotivational
Chrisp Rattato
katniped
Ex-potato.
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
He was never a potato, shame on u for speaking such blapshemies
MrPredator
Shit, I'm not even a potato. There's no word to describe it. I'm one ugly motherfucker.
CHICKINGNUGGER
I'm always curious to see the people behind comments like this.
BoxesofFoxes
Me too.
SpiralPotatoFucker
So....mashed potato?
thisisjunk
Let's not forget the Potato God option.
namiasdf
I love potato.
SmellyPotatoMan
I'm in disguise.
Amythyst
Lalafell!
kaitoofrose
Ah yes, the god of Potatoes. You'll get any Irishman that you'd want.
avertyereyes
kenobae
My dnd character worships a potato god and eats people in his name. Praise spud
SimonTheGodOfHairdoos
Half orc cleric of Lurue here. An eleven moon goddess that is legit a unicorn. High five, holy bro. Praise spud, Indeed.
Chrichelle
May his starch bless us, in chips, and in fries, au gratin.
angeryrai
mine worships a god named Dondus that'll smite anyone who calls him Dongus
IAmAKumquat
Ah yes. Not good to look at but amazing sex.
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
I imagine a potato god as someone who is a magnet for the affections and adulation of the aesthetically challenged.
Paramike
They are not really mutually exclusive though.
junglebuns
Powerful and just.
Svartlebee
I grew a foot taller when I was about 16. Went from about 5 foot to 6.
olbleueyes
Svartlebee
In the span of about 3 months I should add.
upvoteslut
Do you have joint issues from it? Friend of mine grew six inches over two months and his knees are fucked now :/
Svartlebee
My knees feel rather stiff a lot of the time. Plus, I have longer legs. I have a friend who is as tall as me, 6"2. My legs are about 4-5
Svartlebee
2/ inches longer than his. But mt knees aren't so flexible, creak and get cold easily during winter.
Craftyclaw
Growing pains must have hurt like a biotch
Svartlebee
3/ up a foot.
Svartlebee
2/ because I noticed the height difference between me and one of my friends after a summer apart did I notice. They hardly grew and I shot
Svartlebee
Weirdly no. I didn't have growing pains. I was just surprised because I didn't notice til I went to college (English, not US). It's only
theoldlickaroo
That must have been so weird
Svartlebee
It was more surprising than anything. Just wished it would have happened before I left school.
theoldlickaroo
I can understand that, but hey I stopped growing at 13
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SpiralPotatoFucker
I always think about those poor goddamn fries. Like, does anyone think of the journey that potato went on in order to get to that point? 1/?
SpiralPotatoFucker
Like, from being a sprout, they grew into a potato, was picked, washed, shipped, cut, processed, frozen, delivered, and on its final day 2/?
SpiralPotatoFucker
The bag it rests in gets opened by an indifferent, underpaid fast food employee. This is the day its been waiting for. Everything has 3/?
SpiralPotatoFucker
Lead up to this point. Its so excited. Finally, it will be a golden, delicious french fry, as it was meant to be. After it emerges from 4/?
SpiralPotatoFucker
The hot oil, it plummets into the hot case with its brothers. Someone orders a fry, its time. It gets scooped up, but misses the 5/?
colin1977
I'm a sweet potato
smashpro1
I'm a couch potato.
kermie92
Sometimes my fiance calls me sweet potato
YesButAlsoYes
Well I guess sometimes she thinks you're sweet but ugly
kermie92
I'm the lady, he's the man. We use it as an endearment for when someone is being dumb or silly
poopjokesarefunny
My boyfriend calls me sweet potato and I call him love spud