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#crotchgremlin #secondiseasierright?
Oct 24, 2022 11:04 PM
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#crotchgremlin #secondiseasierright?
TakamiStitches
Beautiful! Our 2nd is 7 wks now, and I'd say definitely easier in some ways. Her sister is 2 yrs though, so there lies the difficulty lol
OliverClothesoff70
Creature? Could have come out worse. A lot worse.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Holy shit it almost looks real
MrsUnderstoop
A very cute one
Player2HazEnteredTheGame
My heart! Congratulations @op!!!
youmakeausername
Congrats on finishing your bodybuilding regimen. The results are amazing
butthurtnevergetsbetter
It's nice when it sleeps. It can be very loud when it does not.
KingKwama
Congrats!
dataismyspiritanimal
Good cooking, mama. Yes, the second time is easier! This time you know every baby struggle is just a phase. You got this :)
Thatoneday
They are new! When they’re new what can they do? They can open wide and yell. Sometimes they make funny smells
GrumpyMe
A beauty!
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Nice crotch goblin! Good luck, enjoy every moment even the shitty ones! They grow up super fast
ChaoticGoofy
Feed every 2 to 4 hours!
LordMaggot
you mean Parasite
AreYouHappyNow89
Great job! whatever was left of your bladder is now completely gone. A very cute gremlin.
ArcadiaBerger
Meh, it's only a small one.
DoctorDoctorG
That’s a good looking baby!
fijianladki68
Congrats????♥️
GuaiLoh
He looks very contemplative. And peaceful.
elusiveenchilada
That's a quality creature
pork4brains
Crotch gremlin is a great tag, gonna start using it
zFUBARz
Honestly it's way less gross looking than a lot of newborns tend to be.
samuelwestphalia
AnotherDumbUsername7
I'm not on Facebook so that I don't have to see this shit
comehomefransbrauder
Baby is beautiful, @op!
AKallDay
Women, original 3D printers. Just wow!
Woestkonijn
Oh man, i wish people stopped doing that. It's getting crowded.
blumbrothersgin4ever
Congrats on the sex!
Roqinn
Cute little crotch goblin!
MzRafferty
So cuuuuuuute
PlsSendMePen15
A world on the precipice of ecological collapse. Perfect time for more of these.
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
Time and place. This ain’t it, chief.
GoodBrotherGrimm
Wow, so edgy, so cool.
RedTailedHawk
Let us name the baby! I'm sure little Robert Paulson will go far in life.
meatsmokertx
You misspelled chalupa batman
dumidiot
Name Lastname
DollyPartonsLeftBoob
Leroy Jenkins?
sleepy12
Sally Slagathorn?
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
i've been told that Ford Prefect is a great name.
Pummelallthethings
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny pinky mini me. Do the spaces need to come out to be recognised as a name?
Silved
Richard McRichardson.
tothewindowbeyondthewall
Keith
MmmmmSoup
Heyitsdubblea
Chalupa Batman
DarthBorks
Tiny Darth
BrigidtheMechLady
Tiny poop machine
SergeyPrkl
They poop much less than the image is.
twatburglar
Cletus the former fetus
flexbang
Hitler Epstien. Maybe if he does great things, the world can use those names again.
flexbang
Also considering Dracula Trump.
Fruc
Stormagheddon: Dark Lord of All
MrSpooki
FrigidNinja78
Baby McBaby?
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Infant McChild
tehpunch
Hugh McMan
samuelwestphalia
The only option. Baby McBabyface.
pxlphile
D'accord!
Shardinian
His name was Robert Paulson.
MartyMar33
His name was Robert Paulson.
splungedude
His name was Robert Paulson
SergeyPrkl
His name was Robert Paulson.
outofallloops
His name was Robert Paulson