I have brought gifts from the far away land of Tumblr

Aug 6, 2014 10:43 PM

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DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

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Classic Erin.

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Queen Bed Head!

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lost it at "spy kids blow pokemon"

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Some of these are truly great

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Finally some new ones, well done op +1

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you're welcome and thank you!

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the makeup one...can't stop laughing...strange looks from my wife and all

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it's a gif so it was even better on the tumblr

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My inner monolog mentally paused when it said Banner:

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I internally paused at every line break on the movie titles...made it more dramatic

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My dumb ass f*cking tumblr-addicted sister thinks it's cute to snort loudly while laughing, and she f*cking FEIGNS IT!!!!!!!!

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I've never seen these +1

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It's difficult to find new ones cause a lot of these get circle jerked

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So, these nuns are hanging out when a god swoops in, and the first thing the one says is, "Remember that promise you made to another god"

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...who made us promise to believe in only one god.

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Moon Moon was in the Union Union watching the Angels Angels game from the Desert Desert.

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K-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i

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I guess I don't get tumblr.

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There's a tumblr for every person....this are all from my dash so they might not fit everyone

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I'm with Marjorie.

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We all are. Yes. All of us.

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TIL Knocked Up was my favorite movie title.

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For...reasons

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I lost it at "one night stand"

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I wonder how sick that store's employees are of that joke.

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I wonder how sick that store's employees are of that joke.

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ONE NIGHT STAND CORAL

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The Angels are in Anaheim....

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They were the LA Angels then the California Angels, the the Anaheim Angels, the the LA Angels of Anaheim. Fucking SHEESH.

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some corporate dumbass renamed them 'the los angeles angels of anaheim' a few years back.

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Which makes it even worse because the full name is "The The Angels Angels of Anaheim". They can't even say the repetition is fir their city.

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Glorious.

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Great, great . . . except that "soviet" DOESN'T mean "union".

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Yeah, everyone knows "soviet" means evil >:)

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Great, I am not the only one who understands that. Actually scrolled to comments right after reading that post.

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Also, it's not called the "Sahara Desert." It's just "The Sahara."

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The only place I've seen "chai tea" before is Starbucks' "Chai Tea Latte" but "Tea Latte" is the proper name of the product line, so....

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there will defiantly be blood......... maybe.....

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Yeah, that blood's just gonna be like "Fuck you, I ain't doin' SHIT."

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maybe it will

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A good year flushed away

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ya sounds like every years since i turned 21 haha jk

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I don't know if you're on your phone and it autocorrected, or if you've never seen Definitely Maybe.

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did u see the whole post?

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I read stuff, but I have the memory of a goldfish.

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ya its in the lower section of the post, its two movie titles next to each other that combine 2 movie titles

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I think his point is that "defiantly" isn't "definitely."

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Blood...uhhh...finds a way...(terrible Jurassic Park reference before I get downvoted since it's a bit of a stretch)

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