Listen up, you little shits! It's cookin' time!

Jan 22, 2014 3:43 AM

SwainSlave

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The victim! LIVER!

It's that blood-filtering organ thinger. I dunno why people fear it, but it's DELESHUS.

Cut dem' onions into fuckin' rings, then mix up some flour, salt, pepper, and any other seasonin' you wish.

TOSS THAT ORGAN IN THE FLOUR

It's flour power, bloody organ metal version!

Apply the onions!

Add butter/oil as needed

[SIZZLING INTENSIFIES]

Add things as you wish, experimentation is good

As my butter started melting, I added a little soy sauce for just a hint of flavor!

close up of the soon-to-be-fewd

Keep stirrin that shit

Burnt liver is bad liver. Burn the liver and you should feel bad. THIS AIN'T STEAK. IT'S BETTER!

(also, if it's starting to dry up add more butter)

AND WE'RE DONE!

Cooldown time 2-5 minutes depending on how hot you like your organs

IF YOU'RE READY FOR DELASHUS ORGANS RAISE YOUR HAND!

Now eat that shit up!

Canned green beans? Really? Eat fresh vegetables!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can smell it through the screen and I may have just puked a little in my mouth from it. I'm glad you like it, but none for this monarch.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I was going to downvote but then I saw that plate and I just had to give you da greens.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was growing up my mom liver when there was no money, she tried flouring, seasoning, onions... we went to bed hungry on liver nights.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom would threaten that meal as a punishment when I was being a little asshole.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

mine too!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is a poison filter for your body. That's why I won't try it.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a delicious poison filter, though. Has to be fresh or it tastes bad.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0