robert1523
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WHOHOOOO! Cake day present. P.S. Send boobies
Nov 3, 2016 6:45 AM
robert1523
74038
1627
189
WHOHOOOO! Cake day present. P.S. Send boobies
Pandaphant
And you all wonder why you're virgins... (and it's not because you're poor, though there's that too.)
CleverClint407
That guys body composition disturbs me.
MrBananaHead
I bet she likes this dudes personality
pancakesbaby
This couple won some sort of competition for who was scoring way out of his league, think they have a child together too
hedcase
Pre-nup!!!
KellerKniffing
He looks happy to me
damnyousharktopus
I work in the same call centre as him. Definitely not in it for the money
irMuse
well at least she's hot
VickyBitter
The irony of you asking for boobs after getting lots of internet points is disturbing
3dartwork
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUUUYS!
SlightlyRacistUnbannableComment
Seen it in the news hes not rich she just loves him and his apparently huge penis
IsThereAnyUserNameThatsNotAlreadyTaken
Actually it's a couple from GB that won a prize where couples are extremely different in beauty
OverpricedCrayon
I remember seeing something about them on TV. He didn't win anything and isn't that rich. I think people give her a hard time about him
IsThereAnyUserNameThatsNotAlreadyTaken
Yeah it's a shame. I've read that even when he was around other dudes asked her out because they would be better for her...
onemanonepenonebadattitude
Well we know he didn't get her before he won the lottery
Affray
I bet that weird shaped pile of stupid tattoos and goofiness is a goddamn sweetheart. Some women with above average looks aren't shallow.
neil137
the picture says it all, cen't improve it with a comment
bijomaru78
Shitpost if I seen one
thesharklover
i mean i have seen worse looking dudes here in hawaii soo.
WizardKaboom
Is it just me or does this look photoshopped?
HydeAndSeek
No money AFAIK but he did win a competition http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pictured-punching-above-your-weight-3277371
patriots426
Ugly man dates hot blonde, earns award. Great article
ManLonG
and names his son JAXON
shanikwa
Is that actually the situation in this picture cuz there's another similar photo with a fatter grosser guy
ohmanihavethebestusername
Suhpreme
They look alike too
MyLastUsernameWasSoLongIKeptForgettingIt
odkaandpowerade
it's a snatch!
henrou
I'd break my 3rd leg off in it though.
TheHegem0n
DarthComet
http://imgur.com/Kq0RON9
ItsCraptacular
At least he doesn't have to worry her new boy friend will be uglier. All shenanigans a side, good for him. Having a hot gf is a great thing
irespondingifs
Said no one ever
ElBivo
Dirtbag in my small town won 50K on scratch tix. He bought a used Celica and suddenly had the hottest sled skank in town on his arm.
ElBivo
sleds are snowmobiles BTW
FISHFISHWICK
very "lucky"
SuperTacticalSandwich
He looks like mama dropped him a few times
NekkidSnek
Or he's just English
Racealistic
He looks like a bloke who lives in manchester.
SuperTacticalSandwich
haha. Quite
Wakborder517
Can you sign this receipt? JK! That was a prenup.
aarhusianer
Prenup may be a sensible way to go in this case ...
FindYourChillMate
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pictured-punching-above-your-weight-3277371
beefcurtain
Thank you. I couldn't figure out why he would enter that contest until they said the prize.
FindYourChillMate
He actually didnt win the lottery. They are legitimately together for 8 years with a daughter. He isnt rich either.
Spifflelight
Prenup is always the sensible way.
ge0rd1eb4lls
This guy didn't win the lottery. He was crowned as the guy punching highest above his weight.
wadatahmydamie
I love posts like this. It demonstrates why people like @OP are stuck with bridge trolls
Wadup
Wtf does that even mean
nonomp5
She is the lottery! For him anyway!
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
Ikr? I don't think he minds having a wife other men lust over or would never get. If he's smart, he already knows she's a goldigger.
ikealamps
"now I ain't saying she's a gold digger"
ifihadonlyknown
Absolutely not , who would think that .
DiarrheaVanFrank
(As the radio might say) "She ain't messin' with no broke-broke"
BobberAnne
Huh. I always thought it was "She ain't messin' with no broke bro".
mynamejenkins
but she's a mothafuckin' gold digger
henrou
But she ain't messin with no broke... >.> Crackers?
docTurkey
"but she's a gold digger"
Notonthefrontpageever
But isn't messing with...who isn't she messing with
SirWinter
no broke nigga
iputthefiresout
I hate Kanye West, this ain't no Kanye jest
LumpyToucan
He doesnt always behave his kanye best, especially when his manners are put to the kanye test
BayazTheBenevolent
Give him some Kanye rest! He might not be the Kanye best but he too needs to get stuff off his Kanye chest!
LumpyToucan
He cant get kanye rest until he finishes his kanye quest and returns to his kanye nest, kanye lest he becomes a kanye pest or
LumpyToucan
A kanye guest. Hopefully he returns, #kanyeblessed. Of course, this is only a kanye jest, And i hope i dont get kanye repressed.