Feb 19, 2020 9:40 AM
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TwoSpeedTony
Oh lawd he’s moovin!
CyanideBreathMint
Dootz for zoomz+1
Stooppigeon101
Thought it said zombie cow...
GaoFighGar
Milkshake
eatassskatefaster
That’s a weird looking dog.
letspaint792
Zoomie cow? Wasn't that your nickname in high school?
darksideofthemoonmoon
That’s more like a half calf.
Humandisinterest
Don't worry little one, you'll soon be wrenched from your mother and slaughtered.
notsure1477
Mmm burger
SomeDetroitGuy
Dairy cow
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
That belly
GCRust
Big ol' Chonker for his size.
shrimpsnacker
That’s a really nice looking barn. So clean
ProperPlanningPreventsPissPoorPerformance
Can't fool me, That's a fat dog in a jacket
Estoyp00ping
ABSOLUTE tiny Unit
coronalmassejection
Head out on the highway...
MyNameIsRichardCS54
Moo moo fotherchucker
Ribbee4837
Miltank learning to Rollout
Tig3rQueen
Just stared at this for so long waiting for the zombie face or something
Craftworks
https://imgur.com/JvX1Yjp
Cranbananarama
Self shaking milk.
kt1982mt
wewontbefooledagain
Quartercow...... YeeHaw!
phanmeeee
So cute. Would still eat it.
justplainvanilla
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TrendsTowardTheNull
Hauling ass
ITakePrideInClearPee
Pulunen
Z... moomies?
jesmangb
ZoooooOOOooomies
Bluekitten03
Yes!
Boomies(bovine)
yourbible
Ok moomer
Thatsmykenku
Ok boomies
hookedkitten444
Read that wrong and thought it said Zombie cow.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
It's all in your head. In your head-he-he-head
Grizabellakat007
Same haha!
WinnTheWise
Thought it was just me
alexstamat
bweigs
Fast food!
doctorbackiotomy
scrolled to the comments for this
neverThoughtOfThat
MorrowDark
Beat me to it.
beardedbeerdeer
Fucking cracked me up. +1
EricPisch
Is it young enough to still be veal?
algoth00r
Veals are chained so the meat is more tender. According to SP
bags1988
That’s a quick little steak.
It's a dairy cow.
I stand corrected. That’s one helluva milkshake...
Although after doing a little reading, aparenlty in Southern Europe they eat Holsteins.
It seems you stand corrected then, my good sir. Now we’re learning together...WOOT!
ddriscoll3
Ok...when are they going to make teacup cows? I’m surprised someone hasn’t tried to make cows “convenient pet size” already. As much as
sogget
Well ,let me tell you about Dexter cows. They are half the size of normal cattle. A fully mature cow is about a meter tall and weighs 300kg.
I’m stunned. This is wonderful news. So, if anyone passes a person talking to a cow in the wee AM hours...don’t be alarmed. It’s just me. ?
I love cows...too big, too small...poor animal suffers. I adore cows (not talking about as dinner). At night, when passing a farm, I’ve
been known to pull my car over to talk and pet a cow or two. On one of these occasions, a Deputy happen to drive by. As it was about 2am...
he asked what I was doing. I truthfully replied “I’m talking to this cow”. He then asked if I’d been drinking or if I was “on anything”.
He seemed skeptical, when I told him no. He wanted me to do a heel toe etc., but since I have one leg...well, you know. I asked if talking
to cows was illegal..my car was not blocking traffic, and I was very respectful of the cows feelings and opinions (sarcasm not recommended)
TwoSpeedTony
Oh lawd he’s moovin!
CyanideBreathMint
Dootz for zoomz+1
Stooppigeon101
Thought it said zombie cow...
GaoFighGar
Milkshake
eatassskatefaster
That’s a weird looking dog.
letspaint792
Zoomie cow? Wasn't that your nickname in high school?
darksideofthemoonmoon
That’s more like a half calf.
Humandisinterest
Don't worry little one, you'll soon be wrenched from your mother and slaughtered.
notsure1477
Mmm burger
SomeDetroitGuy
Dairy cow
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
That belly
GCRust
Big ol' Chonker for his size.
shrimpsnacker
That’s a really nice looking barn. So clean
ProperPlanningPreventsPissPoorPerformance
Can't fool me, That's a fat dog in a jacket
Estoyp00ping
ABSOLUTE tiny Unit
coronalmassejection
Head out on the highway...
MyNameIsRichardCS54
Moo moo fotherchucker
Ribbee4837
Miltank learning to Rollout
Tig3rQueen
Just stared at this for so long waiting for the zombie face or something
Craftworks
https://imgur.com/JvX1Yjp
Cranbananarama
Self shaking milk.
kt1982mt
wewontbefooledagain
Quartercow...... YeeHaw!
phanmeeee
So cute. Would still eat it.
justplainvanilla
TrendsTowardTheNull
Hauling ass
ITakePrideInClearPee
Pulunen
Z... moomies?
jesmangb
ZoooooOOOooomies
Bluekitten03
Yes!
CyanideBreathMint
Boomies(bovine)
yourbible
Ok moomer
Thatsmykenku
Ok boomies
hookedkitten444
Read that wrong and thought it said Zombie cow.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
It's all in your head. In your head-he-he-head
Grizabellakat007
Same haha!
WinnTheWise
Thought it was just me
alexstamat
bweigs
Fast food!
doctorbackiotomy
scrolled to the comments for this
neverThoughtOfThat
MorrowDark
Beat me to it.
beardedbeerdeer
Fucking cracked me up. +1
EricPisch
Is it young enough to still be veal?
algoth00r
Veals are chained so the meat is more tender. According to SP
bags1988
That’s a quick little steak.
SomeDetroitGuy
It's a dairy cow.
bags1988
I stand corrected. That’s one helluva milkshake...
SomeDetroitGuy
Although after doing a little reading, aparenlty in Southern Europe they eat Holsteins.
bags1988
It seems you stand corrected then, my good sir. Now we’re learning together...WOOT!
ddriscoll3
Ok...when are they going to make teacup cows? I’m surprised someone hasn’t tried to make cows “convenient pet size” already. As much as
sogget
Well ,let me tell you about Dexter cows. They are half the size of normal cattle. A fully mature cow is about a meter tall and weighs 300kg.
ddriscoll3
I’m stunned. This is wonderful news. So, if anyone passes a person talking to a cow in the wee AM hours...don’t be alarmed. It’s just me. ?
ddriscoll3
I love cows...too big, too small...poor animal suffers. I adore cows (not talking about as dinner). At night, when passing a farm, I’ve
ddriscoll3
been known to pull my car over to talk and pet a cow or two. On one of these occasions, a Deputy happen to drive by. As it was about 2am...
ddriscoll3
he asked what I was doing. I truthfully replied “I’m talking to this cow”. He then asked if I’d been drinking or if I was “on anything”.
ddriscoll3
He seemed skeptical, when I told him no. He wanted me to do a heel toe etc., but since I have one leg...well, you know. I asked if talking
ddriscoll3
to cows was illegal..my car was not blocking traffic, and I was very respectful of the cows feelings and opinions (sarcasm not recommended)