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Jun 14, 2016 4:00 PM

MGLLN

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Use Chrome Incognito on your phone too! Even comes with a "close all incognito tabs" notification tool!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't surprise my man anymore

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I'm always terrified of this happening. Not with my bf, just everybody. Probably the main reason I freak out when somebody has my phone.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Xvideos is such a low class site. Large amount of content must it's mostly garb. Try hdpoon or pornhub for the good stuff

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I swear, I'm not into cats!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"mans" I don't understand. Is it a woman showing her man something? Is it a guy showing his friends something? Did they misspell "mams"?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I'll look it up on Amazon.." *types in 'a'*... "Why did anal slutty Latinas show up in the search bar?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for xvideos

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"mans" I don't understand. Is it a woman showing her man something? Is it a guy showing his friends something? Did they misspell "mams"?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

More like:

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've done this to my boyfriend. Except it was Chrome and Pornhub.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always assume that anyone at any moment will look at your phone

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O god i was in the hospital once and opened my phone up to porn. God damn mini heartattack. Thank god it was muted.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Aug 14, 2020 3:04 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

They say "it takes one, to know one" -- so he must be a perv too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Please don't.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretend that's what you wanted to show him, assert dominance

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I have Chrome and Firefox on my phone. Chrome for normal stuff, Firefox for the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) stuff

9 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 4

I use Dolphin for the stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...That's a really good idea. No more losing all those incognito tabs when the phone turns off or updates.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now we know you secrets...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddamn. That's brilliant.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, I go really deep. I use the Google News feature on AppZilla 3 (not even on the App Store anymore) to get to my shit.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Wow I forgot about AppZilla. I remember the original one. Has it really been that long?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not just browse incognito?

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Exactly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I do I always go on private, that way it also doesn't save in my history

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can bookmark and look at your history if you use a separate browser.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I forget to close the browser or tab properly, I've had it still open up on the last incognito tab I was on.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Fair enough.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Chrome now gives a notification that doesn't go away unless you close the incognito browser.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh man I didn't know that, haven't updated Chrome in a while. Thanks for the tip.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Which is good, it's a reminder that of which you can also tap to close the tabs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0