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May 17, 2017 7:11 PM
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TerryFoldFlaps
My Danes would do this, but then I would probably have worse injuries from them.
upvotehypnotoad
Doggo is surprisingly not taking advantage of the fact his hooman cant turn his head and incessantly licking him on the lips
kaiserkeiser
So now do you understand how the Cone of Shame feels?
frosted321
Dogs are the best people.
KeatonJazz
Dogs are the best!
AstronautChicken
HELP ME. I CAN'T. THE FEELINGS ARE TOO POWERFUL.
dinosarahsaurus
This is exactly what my berner would do
Clitastrophe
Um, are his legs missing?
ZweihanderOnLoL
Isnt this on the Front Page right now?
TurtBurglar
That dog is so funny looking. Looks like a corgi/lab mix.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Blood
boobcat
Background story or it's staged.
Anchalagon
A guy falled from a tree and his dog waited with him till ambulance arrived, was in the news in my country.
Gunhilde
"I'm REAALLY sorry for tripping you, OK?"
Pokemonmemo
Don't tell mom
PoliticalWanderer
http://imgur.com/HavO7UH
LynchlessMob
Backstory?
EnglishIsNotMyLenguage
this happened in Argentina, the man was cutting a tree and fell down, his dog "hug" him until de ambulance arrived
justthoughtyousholdknow
That dog like a golden corgi?
CreepyPhlox
My dog would be bumping my hands with her nose trying to get me to rub her.
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
Every ambulance should come with a puppy to comfort the patient.
Clitastrophe
Looked like his legs were missing but he's alright. He was discharged the same day, he had "slight skull trauma".
Yongasoo
Yup, he fell off a tree.
mookiedoi360
This is where dogs matter and cats are stone cold ass holes
steelturkey
Get me two cc's of toilet water and a chew toy, stat! We're losing him!!
SneakEFoxxe
They'll need to diagnose his internal injuries. Once they get him to the hospital the dogtor will have to give him a cat scan.
19931117
Shit that made me laugh
tincantan
I spit out Cherry Coke reading this, now my nose burns and my shirt is wet.... Well done!!
SpockIsMyHomeboy
CHARGING!!! *squeak* CHARGING AGAIN!!! *squeak* YOURE A GOOD BOY!! YOURE A GOOD BOY!!
steelturkey
You could say he...used the doggy paddles.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Walkab0ut
@steelturkey @SpockIsMyHomeboy Those two comments got me out of my depressed mindset. Thanks to both of you! Fucking internet man, it's A+.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Heck yea!! *wireless fist bump....so....a wifi-st bump*
steelturkey
Fuck yeah! Glad we could help!
firefighter26
I understand the merits behind "collar in place" but I have to question not boarding him and getting him off the curb first.
teamSafeway
I concur
HaveYouSeenJeff
Looks like he may be entangled in that sign post in a way thats gruesome enough to warrant covering it with that green towel. S'possible...
bambulancedriver
My thought too. I wonder what the mechanism was. That looks uncomfortable as hell
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
In mother Russia curb boards you first
SpockIsMyHomeboy
He could possibly be impaled on something, but I'm with ya.
iHumanity
Gotta make sure that shit is stabilized before moving him. Don't want to possibly paralyze him
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
You don't know me
firefighter26
I agree, but alternatively you could hold C-spine, roll off the curb and onto a board, then collar and package.
LaforgeMRA
Ugly collar. X-Collar would be nice here too.
bambulancedriver
Maybe someone had to run back to their station and find their one and only board, lol
feeltheice
Can you tell me why they put me in a collar after I went down on my bike? I was up and walking when the ambulance showed up?
LaforgeMRA
Without backboarding you afterwards?
RoboticKitty
Because you can fracture things and not know it, which if you're lucky you can still walk around. Until you're x-rayed it's precautionary.
Rausbaus1
Could also be to keep his legs raised to keep the blood in his vitals so he doesn't go into shock.
ashbee
That's not really a thing anymore. http://www.jems.com/articles/2009/04/myth-trendelenburg-position.html
Rausbaus1
Oh k guess I'm just irrelevant
ashbee
Or you could have just been happy with learning something....
Rausbaus1
I am????