Cat

This is Captain Crunch

As you can see he can easily pull of fine neckwear

He likes to sit in the fridge and admire the contents

He also enjoys biting my toes and pouncing on my face when I'm not paying attention

He likes to sleep

A lot...

So much sleeping

He thinks my GF's head is a pillow

He sits on everything except for the bed we bought him

I mean everything..

And he also enjoys playing under the bed

So basically he's just a normal cat. But he's mine and I love him.