We are number one but,...

it's borked by Gabe the Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dIetQFw-n4

it's Darude - Sandstorm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6ESEvXiMPw

it's a Soviet Russia propaganda video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCrYvHBMGLY

SHOUTED BY BILLY MAYS AND IT'S REALLY LOUD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1TcM66fsDo

it's retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju-F2JP9XcI

it's All Star by Smash Mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J48dqyz_C6s
it's the First Crusade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhqeNUFCyI0
every one is replaced with Robbie Rotten saying "would you like to?" each time more distorted and earrape. Throughout the video there are random zoom ins and earrape moments. Many words have been changed around to the extent where at some points you might get confused. Near the end when Sportaflop goes to header the ball footage of the Wii Fit header mini game plays. During this mini game every time the player misses it cuts to Robbie saying net to suggest that the ball went into the net. When the video zooms into stingy the mine song plays at extremely increased speed therefore sound seems to have disappeared for it. During this video there are also some Robbie moments that just appear. Some parts of the video are sped up and some are slowed down so you never know. All Star by Smash Mouth also makes an appearance at some point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EePY6-gIcUE