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#game_of_thrones #gameofthrones #jon_snow #kawnliee #tormund_giantsbane
May 21, 2019 3:59 AM
JacCon
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#game_of_thrones #gameofthrones #jon_snow #kawnliee #tormund_giantsbane
slightlylessattractivethanadogfish
Jon and Tormund headed out the gate never to return.
catsandcoke
Brandon Stark King of South Westeros. Sansa Stark Queen of North Westeros. Jon Snow King beyond the Wall. The Starks won big time.
Shendorion
NEXT UP: Arya was done dirty for being made to follow in the footsteps of her childhood hero, Queen Nymeria, and have adventures at sea.
BobTheGoon
Everyone saying he could of stayed where ever after that twat Grey Worm took off. Why the hell would he want to put up with anymore of that?
MyFirstTwoChoicesWereTaken
And if he wants to go back he can go through the giant hole since the wall is effectively useless.
Grenateh
Castle black is already on the south side of the wall. He was sent to Castle Black. Even if he came back to the tunnel, they'd let him in.
ihaveblunderedyetagain
I did notice he was surrounded by redhead women on his way out.
Valgyan
I mean to be fair the doodle literally just killed His aunt/bae
Sirdan3k
We're sending you north of the wall, which works on the honor system with the big hole in it. JON: "Please. No. Stop. Don't."
JohnathanWright
This was actually the only “happy ending” I could see for Jon. Glad he got it.
Gantzz321
the ending as it should have been. No one seen Jon do Dannie. Where is Dannie when asked, Drogon and Dannie just flew off East, not a lie...
Gantzz321
since no one saw Dannie die, Jon is now King, but since he like his pussy cold, heads north and lets Tryion run the kingdoms, all 7 fuck ...
Gantzz321
Sansa. Sounded like she gave Brandon a rub to see if he could get hard
ImgurDemonym
Wasnt there a scepter which showed the Unsullied who to follow? Or did Dany free them and throw the scepter away
knifeyboy
Why is no one talking about thst gigantic unsullied smd dothraki army that came out of nowhere. Dany must have used "show me the money" and
knifeyboy
Hotkeyed her barracks
Voidmaster
Sending Jon to the Night's Watch is pointless. Bran only has authority in the Six Kingdoms, so he can't stop Jon from staying in the North.
Voidmaster
I don't think the Night's Watch could even be considered under control of the King any more. It's a Northern tradition now, if it continues.
ExcelionPrime
1) This is the same type of 'punishment' Kirk got at the end of The Voyage Home.
ExcelionPrime
2) A reduction in rank from Admiral to Captain and put back in charge of a starship.
ExcelionPrime
3) For Jon, in addition to hanging out beyond the walls with his wilding BFFs and Ghost, it means no one in Westeros will ever bug him again
ExcelionPrime
4) about his Targaryen lineage or any claim to the throne.
pumper
*everyone all 8th season* Jon Snow is the true heir to the throne *everyone when choosing a new king* Jon Snow? Never heard of her.
Nubsva
I mean, they're gonna have to do a lot of boinking to get those Wildling population numbers up. Everyone's gotta do their part.
GoodbyeCassini
I would like to know more
Rusarules
And they'd all be part Targeyran (or however the fuck it's spelled).
bripi
...and did ya notice how many were old? Wildling population is gonna need some serious orgies!! I would gladly participate.
giley
Tropicalmoon
That's the spin-off I wanna see
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Tales from Westeros: Jon boinks the North
ChuckIHadADoubleBuurgerrr
This was the point. They *wink wink* "sentenced" him to the Wall because Grey Worm doesn't know anything about it. Just not explained well.
OngoingThreatForReignAndTyranny
Drogon taking Dynareus east to the lord of light (rebirth). Arya heading west. Jon beyond the wall. Sansa running winterfell. Spinoffs4ever
egaode
The King in the Norther North
sauerteig
*Beyond the Wall
SomethingTittyWitty
There's no Wall anymore. King Beyond the Ruined Wall
egaode
*Norther North
SnelsonMandela
John Snow has always picked the right choice, even if it cost him personally. Also there are many parallels to Jamie's act king slaying.
bripi
It seems distasteful to compare Jon with Jamie, since Jamie did almost *nothing* right *apart* from kingslaying.
Overcucumbered
They both had a thing for banging their family members tho
bripi
Dude, NO!!! Jon didn't know Dany was his aunt, whereas Jamie was BANGING HIS SISTER with full knowledge. Look at how Jon reacts. Not same!
Overcucumbered
Always awkward having to say this, but that was a joke. Besides, the show butchered every character, so I don't really care anymore.
WinstonSmith101
Yet if Jon has banged his aunt she wouldn’t have burned King’s Landing...
bripi
Try again. Jon bangs his aunt, he finds out, he tells her, she's ok but he's not, she gets angry, she burns the fuck out of it.
canonlyturnright
He won out. Good on him!
surroundedbytwits
He saved the world twice. Once from the white walkers and once from the mad queen. Everyone should be sucking his balls.
loqitu
“Gonna go find that sacrificial circle, get some dragonglass, make my own White Walkers...send me to the wall, well winter is coming Bran!”
yamimoti
"I'll make my own winter, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack!"
bripi
Game of Goddamn Fuck Bran
bripi
Does anyone know if GRRM *actually* wrote that shit, or if the new writers fucked us all in the arse?
BisonMooseDuck
All his other books are about hive-minded creatures vs men. So...probably but with different subtext.
Peterowski
I'm very inclined to say it's the second option, what with him not even getting to the Hodor part in the books and saying in a 2016
Peterowski
Interview that the Hodor twist would be a different one.
bripi
...seems about right. Public opinion seems to agree, so what is GRRM left with? He started a fantastic, then let it go, and where/1
TheFragnatic
He did leave them with a rough ending, probably the whole dany going mad and burning the city. I doubt he told them who would be king.
DeanSledgehammer
That ending might not be his intended one though. Would u leave them with your proper ending or bait audience into reading the real ending?
BisonMooseDuck
The books are so far from the show at this point, plus he’s set things up that can’t ever happen that the show did. So it’s a different stor
GoochBott
I was surprised to hear people saying Jon got a bad deal. They obviously don't know the character.
Priceman5
Jon is gonna father ALOT of children. What the king doesn't know won't hurt him...oh wait.
Skevoid
*a lot
Priceman5
pineapples555
Tbh, if he wanted to he could just come back. He was sent there since he felt home in the true north, the "taking the black" was just
pineapples555
To please the war criminals who had him hostage. The only people in westeros that hate him after they left are the greyjoys
itzyaboii
*greyjoy, singular
spict
He'll be there green gazing every time.
BisonMooseDuck
He’s the new crastor
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
He'll probably just say "you fathered as many children as i foresaw" or something like that
koops
“I saw you in the cave” “Dude could you not!”
whatsareddit12
"You were beautiful."
JEMbalaya
Can he though? He's technically a fire wight, which is something they stopped talking about in the show. I wonder of zombies can ejaculate
JackYouMagnificentSoB
Oddly specific
JEMbalaya
I just feel like having no heartbeat, which Beric D. didn't have after dying, would impact production of bodily fluids
bripi
Yeah, I saw this as Jon leaving the Night's Watch for good and going his own way. Anyone else?
applegak
Plenty of nights watch spend time beyond the wall. Especially now when they don't have much to guard, why not.
Priceman5
Nah, he's got too much honor. He'll serve in the Watch. He's just taking the wildlings back.
Mewtwos
Actually he's going with the wildings. What Greyworm doesn't know won't hurt him, plus where their headed they won't be lasting very longlol
DigitalBang
Doing what? Wilding population is 10% of what it was. No whites
Priceman5
He's taking them back to their homes. There are probably still threats, like bandits, Thanes, or w/e.
DigitalBang
everyone north of wall = dead. thats the story. only wildings left have made peace and settled in the north if they chose. 1/2
idothebareminimum
But the watch doesn't technically exist anymore, or does it? if so, what would they do from here on out?
Priceman5
The watch still exist. Like they said, "there will always be bastards and thieves that need a home."
TheFragnatic
So now it's just a nonsense penal colony. With no actual tasks. Sansa sure is going to get ripped chopping off all of those heads.
scooterthepolluter
I want to know how the wall was rebuilt so fast.
Gen1Optimus
The whole thing didn’t come down?
Fistouille
It was destroyed near Eastwatch, not Castle Black
Isklar07
You can probably rewatch the moment, but it was only a small part of it, right by the sea
NZSheeps
Donald?
NoOneKnowsImLying
My memory may be wrong but I'm pretty sure it was destroyed at East-Watch, not Castle Black.
spangoballet
Also the green shoot at the end of the episode. The NK brought winter, and has gone now. The wall wont last all that long
scooterthepolluter
Ok so that makes him being sent to castle black even thats much more useless if there is a giant hole in the wall miles away..
Nuttsy
CB is, presumably, still The Watch's administrative and logistic center, at least of the time being, the important bits are still there..
purgethefilthyheretics
But there's no threat against the south anymore. What are they supposed to be guarding the wall for now? Snowing?
Echo18
Even before the war nobody in the realm (except maybe the Northerners) took the Night's Watch seriously anyway. It was pretty much just a /1
Echo18
place to send prisoners & misfits to get them out of your hair. It wasn't until Jon showed up at King's Landing with the wight that anyone/2
Paoloc0mments
Migrant caravans.
Psychokiller101
He had the best outcome. Gets to live closer to his stark family, theres no white Walker threat and he gets to hangout with his homies all
ElTitoMojito
His life ended up exactly the way he originally wanted. Fucking lame ending.
JoystickJ
The hero got what he wanted all along? What's a good ending to you, he dies in a ditch & Daenerys burns it all down?
StuckInBetweeen
I think the gate closing signifies that he'll never see his family again. Maybe Sansa.
AimlessSavant
But if it means bran becomes king I'd rather john take the throne.
Psychokiller101
day.
bripi
Agreed...which is why I think he *stays* out with the wildlings and does not return to the Watch.
Psychokiller101
That's what I would do. stay with a bunch of dudes < wildling adventures
lemmerustlethosejimmies
Maybe. The wall is actually STILL pretty far north even from Winterfell
Frenchbreadpizza
The spoilers were 100% with the exception of Jon finding a fresh white walker circle beyond the wall. Id bet money thats the book ending.
ilovecake
The fresh white walker circle would’ve been amazing
Frenchbreadpizza
Its what I was hoping for.
Csel
It centers on Bran and his eyes turn blue and the screen goes black.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Horse shit Jon shoulda been king you can’t change my mind ಠ_ಠ
Thefluffernutter
Jon would make a shit king
Angsmt
But HE DOOOOSN'T WOOOOONT IT.
Psychokiller101
Bran wears the crown but everyone knows who the real king is. The king of the north!
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
Apparently they get attacked and Jon gets knocked unconscious. He wakes up in a cart with his hands bound, and a bound wildling says...
Archaon6044
"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK"
LarfleezePlz
LiquidCookies
Underrated
Gen1Optimus
Ahhh you got me!
RememberTheCultOfTheHelix
That was a good one you got me
TheWombatStrikesAgain
And Jon is all like "I can't be the Dragonborn, I didn't absorb Viserions soul when he died right in front of me!".
KingXizor
Miraak
KingOFrod
Well, guess I'm off to Apocrypha
Foxsayy
Don’t you have to walk up to the dragon for it to decompose if it falls too far away? Viserion fell right into the ocean, so
TheWombatStrikesAgain
That was Rhaegal. Viserion was the first one killed who then re-died at Winterfell. But all Skyrim dragons are revived so it doesn't matter.
Foxsayy
1/2 The only skeletal dragon you fight in Skyrim does NOT give a soul, so maybe some undead dragons don’t have them. The other
Foxsayy
2/2 times one fell into the lake (pretty far from Jon, I think) & the other fell into the ocean, quite far away from Jon.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
All Skyrims dragons are awakening from the dead (except Alduin). You experience it first hand in Kynesgrove. And all of them have souls.
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
"Hey, you, you're finally awake"
servingmytimeinusersub
Goddammit
FirePrinceZuzu
Damn it Todd, you did it again!
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
You've been Toddrolled
bripi
...wait wait wait is that the beginning of Skyrim? It's been so long since I played but it sounds so familiar. How close am I?
simonsaysabunchofstuff
So close that you might have personal space issues
Bearjamin
Yes
bripi
YAY!! I got a reference!!
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
SomethingTittyWitty
faultysage
Jon is The King Beyond the Walls
DirtyBirdofQuestionableGeometry
He knows how to do it now.
Hyperloop
The King in North, the real North!
Gantzz321
would rather be Jon king beyond the wall, then Grey Worm king with no balls
mottahawk
..."I don't want it"
BeQuietAndDriveAroundTheFur
And will become the next night king?
Shaggieh
Well he is slightly undead
LordVulpix
What if that's how the Night King came about? A revived figure leading their people beyond the wall only to return lost.
Imhereforthelurking
Except we saw how the Night King was made, at least in someregard. The Children of the Forest made him, as a weapon against the invading-
Imhereforthelurking
And forest killing humans, but like all self learning AI stories, it became a danger to its creators as well as their enemies.
congressionalbitch
It’s like Winterfell, but with blackjack and hookers
QuietGiant
The King of the Real North.
MilenaZabo
The king on top of the queen of the north, geographically spoken.
HaulinOats
You’ve got the north in you boy, the real north
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Those get elected for a purpose, usually war. But since he's basically a living god to the Wildlings, he's still gonna be okay.
faultysage
No they're not.
TheFragnatic
I mean they have the giant task of rebuilding any form of civilization up there now, and also I highly doubt there's a lot of different
TheFragnatic
tribes now, seems like the perfect opportunity to unite under one man.
nicouk
Whose heirs will invade the seven kingdoms, possibly using some kind of necromancy?
sirkickass77
They might elect him to fix things up after the night king swept across the north
blackyjacky21
You know nothing Jon Snow
zmanz
What u mean, its over, right..?
YoudSwearImAVirgin
They are supposed to be doing a spinoff (prequel I think thousands of years before GoT took place)
TheFragnatic
I thought one of them (they announced 3 I think?) was about Roberts Rebellion, which is only like 20 years before season 1.
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
*cue opening shot of futuristic sci-fi metroplex*
hydrocarbon82
"When will our kingdom stop wasting money on global warming ... and begin to focus on lower taxes?" -Baron Trump-Night of ancient Westeros
EricFromAccounts
They gon get that god-dick
DxJGM
All those 6 inches
GnomeHomo
Tormund especially.
mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
DanteLidge
It did seem like they had really good chemistry on screen and then you hear about the relationship and realize they were fucking off-screen.
Davies46
GW: Jon killed the queen/my friend, he MUST die. EVERYONE: Brann is king now, he say Jon no die. GW: Oh ok.
faultysage
The Unsullied were trained from birth to obey. Dany freed them but she couldn't change them, and Bran was the King.
flakeOfDoom
GW was explicitly against that, though - he accepted Jon being sent to the NW as a compromise. Presumably a symbolic one, with the real [c]
flakeOfDoom
trade being "leave and we'll give you the supplies you need to do so" because oops KL doesn't actually have enough food for them, etc.
ratfaceddog
If Stannis was still around, they’d have a ham.
HelloIAmAnInnocentBystander
Plenty of smoked meat all around though. They also glossed over the issues of living in a gigantic charnel-house with thousands of bodies...
RealCovert
Jon's lineage got thrown out the window it shouldnt have even been mentioned until they were going to elect a king and he got chosen. /1
RealCovert
so many missed opportunitied for a good ending
Overcucumbered
Yeah it's weird how they make him a character he isn't in the books, and then just drop it
ColonelColon
Well he's not Aegon in the books but its been hinted at that he is Rhaegar's son, they didn't come up with that bit out of nowhere.
WeMustHaveSciencyThings
Honestly, that mighta made it worse. "Oh, btw Jon's a Targeryian too" "WELL THEN, NO MORE OF THEM FUCKS DESTROYING OUR CITY, KILL HIM"
RealCovert
Hahaha that made me chuckle but good point however they all know Jon so maybe not quite like that
Counterfit
Well, that and the thousands of soldiers outside the city, as was explicitly mentioned
iHveNoCleverName
Everyone was just tired of fighting
Overcucumbered
I don't know, he seemed pretty happy cutting up unarmed men and the thought of a military campaign all over the world just hours earlier
JoystickJ
I feel like I should mention the word 'demoralizing' to you in the context of having your khaleesi murdered by her lover. See if it applies.
Overcucumbered
He flipped to a total psycho as quickly as he flipped back. It's lazy writing, no matter how hard people try to justify it.
AnonKneeMoose
the council was held a few months later, the city was partially rebuilt.