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1. Hello imgur !
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12. The trick is having such a backlog of memes that the seasonal stuff from two years ago is back in season when you post !!
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JustinArnold
#30 its not just the dandelions. Its the little spot of brown where a nose would be. The bits of concrete right where arms/hands should be. You mind fills in a LOT of details, and this one looks just close enough to spook.
dirque
#21 - maybe, what did it get on PitchFork?
OmniscientZiltoid
#26
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MadamPuddifoot
#20 is this supposed to be a human or a baboon? I never knew.
InconspicuousLampshade
#13, hold up... Scooby Doo didn't do it like that in my day. The old 70's version, where are you?
hotrodny
#1 As a Scandinavian ; is this true? Even just that bus could be a reason for me going there in my vacation
ZenMonkey48
The older I get, the more I appreciate the Greek religion of "The gods are assholes, but they can really hurt you so you want to be on their good side"
AK90
#7 Another thing that pisses me off is that I have a separate game drive in my PC to which I install all my games AND the launchers, and yet the games dump dozens of Gigabytes of shader files on my C drive???? Like FUCK off already! I have separate drives for a reason D:
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#30 Oh, hi, Orthax
PunnyTiger
#9 who said? they were wrong! I'll bring peanuts.
ShiftyBat
#48 A woman at Barnes and Noble was once very rude with the staff and I referred to her moody outrage and person in general as a "yeasty beast" and it caught on. Like an infection.
mixiekins
#29 I'm happy for this, but recognized that I would have been happier if it looped, so hopefully this helps someone else as well.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#9 You have bad friends
Canigetbannedagain2
I mean, broccoli is technically a flower.
zebulorg
#26 "[...] but they were alive and had their teeth which was very important." Excuse me, what?
nooten19
This is a truly amazing book. I recommend this if you want to have a 100% laugh out loud reading experience.
zalagzny422
#9. I would like to go to a crow party.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Me too!
CaptainHyperbole
#5 SPACESHIP! And just allow the spoon to control time!
IUpvoteFuturama
#5 Great they nerfed the scarecrows
Zalm
Yes, but now plums are faster!
IUpvoteFuturama
I'm tired of changing my scarecrows build every single time they patch the game, also I was making gold hand over fist selling those shoes.
akefay
#5 many of those are dwarf fortress. Some highlights over the years: babies were spawning with system equipment. Patch note was "babies no longer born holding knives". This upset a lot of people.
Another was "cats no longer die of alcohol poisoning after stepping in spilled booze then grooming".
ThrowAwayAcct0000
That or The Sims. The patch notes used to have me crying with laughter.
3Davideo
I saw one just today with the latest Project Zomboid patch: "Temporarily removed raccoons climbing fence abilities for now due to pogo-raccoons."
Zalm
Project Zomboid has had some great ones.
"Due to them blotting out the sun, we have temporarily removed birds"
sweetfeetpete
#28 how can you live in Italy for decades and be unaware of the (allegedly) enormous amount of gay sex going on in Vatican City
cosonfused
#1 No, public transport is not free. Only for children under 6, and on a single sunday in the year.
mrputter
#10 No, not a date. Broccoli. Didn't you read? They're, like, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 different species.
bougredectoplasme
#1 public transport in Brussels is not free unfortunately:( 2€70 for one hour
ProppaGanda
It is free if you don't get caught
Funcycle
Mystery is the street. The "Not the 48" doesn't exist and their buses aren't free. Sorry to disappoint... Well, not really.
https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-brussels-mystery-bus-368682476199
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
I'm just wondering if perhaps this was a picture taken, and information given, during a Museum Night Fever. I know that during that festival, there are 'free' buses (price included in your MNF ticket) and they very well could do a funny "mystery bus" that would ride to specific museums.
bougredectoplasme
Oh yeah, good guess
extraDimensionalAnxiety
I need to know more about this "not the 48" bus.
1meterPonytail
It IS the 48, but doing a shorter route. Mystère is just the name of a stop...
The tweet author is either stupid or lying
LariCheltsy
#1 Sounds like getting taken by the fae but with fewer steps.
TanithRosenbaum
https://fullfact.org/online/48-mystery-bus-brussels/ TLDR: Mystere is an actual bus stop, and the line through the number just means it's not going the full route of the line.
RPhoenix
#1 That bus feels like an SCP. Just sayin.
TanithRosenbaum
It definitely is SCP in that it's not real :P
quote from https://fullfact.org/online/48-mystery-bus-brussels/
‘Mystère/Mysterie’ is a stop on the route of the 48 bus in Brussels and can also be reached by bus number 54. The stop appears to be named after a nearby street called Rue du Mystère. [...] the line through the number 48 on the bus’s front indicates that it’s not going to the end of its route [...]
TanithRosenbaum
Also corroborated in https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-brussels-mystery-bus-368682476199
Orzahn
I swear I scrolled up three times to make sure this wasn't an @abbiistabbii dump...
BleebBloop
It's an honor
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
#27 I really liked cinema wins. On paper it's perfect. Doesn't seem like the channel ever got as popular though. I hate to admit that I would always watch cinema sins first too. Being cynical is stupid, but it's a lot more fun.
Evenmoreuselessname
I like to watch them both. And while I'm watching each, disagree with each of them.
LittleChickadee
#10 that's some straight up Stardew Valley shit, & i'm here for it!
ChristinaNotChristine
And the best part is, broccoli is a flower. Technically.
Nerdy0ne
Or Harvest Moon.
redheadedrobot
No design beats Harvest Moon bubble cow
TheCarpe
BlueDsc
I fucking love this post so much.