My colour changing light makes my room look like a shitty blue/green screen after shot

Jun 17, 2017 8:56 PM

Living the matrix I guess

Nice gf

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a booger pickin' toe right there

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was always told it was a monkey toe for climbing trees. Glad to know it has another purpose (:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your hands look like an alien's hands. So formless. The word that comes to mind when I see your hands? Flabby. You have flabby child hands.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmm "Flabby child hands" I'll take it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ew.. clean your room!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will, just for you though. I want you to know that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thank you. My job here is done.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruh. Why you got TWO bowls. That means you had to make another trip to the kitchen and dirty another dish

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cause my boyfriend just left after we had some cereal. Duh :p

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why didn't he take it to the kitchen on his way out?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know.... that's actually a really good point. I'll see to it that this doesn't become a trend, thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1