Xecryo
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2091
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2021-2024 are going to be my years!
Jan 23, 2021 12:24 AM
Xecryo
45969
2091
76
EroticZombiePants
I also haven't had sex since the Obama Administration.
Bubbells
You guys were getting laid?
MoePancakes
Sounds like sexy time is headed your way
platinumgamingftw
And get laid off during republican terms
dramaticpaws
Plot twist: OP is married.
LullabyJones
^*2021-2029
aspiringgamedev
i can get laid if i wanted, i swear. i just dont go outside >.> <.< >.>
BazzyBaz
Pretty sure you've been getting fucked for the last 4 years.
Audasity
well, get on it!
Xecryo
More like get her on it! lol I kid I have been.
EndersPregame
Damn... same. Socializing as a introvert makes things difficult. Especially when you only go out 2 times a month before the pandemic hit.
ChocoladeMelkSnor
Op this week.
AnabeILee
Thats because during Republican administrations everyone's getting fucked.
notthreesquirrelsinapeoplecostume
I didn’t know Bill Clinton had an account
TedDansoninthedark
I'm curious now about the last 4 years. What was going on?
Edgarflaps
That's because the proud boys aren't that busy.
UnkindledOne
Get it bruv!
singingninjaMX
Donald dried everyone up
Goodwill82
I mean, correlation is not causation, but that's kind of interesting.
gtollie
Did you ever stop and wonder if it was wearing that MAGA hat these last 4 years ?
Xecryo
Nah man I've been a Dem since Romney ran in 2016.
EmanonInverse
Maybe hold off until the lockdown ends. Especially if you live with family!
wantednokes
I only get laid when my wife wants kids. I have one kid
SwedeOnAnIsland
Tried talking to her about it?
joot78
Vote D all the way.
JinxRocks
For me, mostly the same, except also the 90days up until they were elected. 2n'd terms were twice as fun, too! :D
enkrypt3d
Why??
penas
Me too. Got laid off a bunch of times.
TeamSpicyTacos
Ahem. That's because the left believes in charity for the less fortunate
jskskj8888
Charity sex is still sex.
TheKingofNoMen
JustAnotherPOG
I didn't know paying taxes was charity. Sort of thought charity didn't involve the threat of prison for donations.
TaviRus
Multiple studies show that middle class conservatives are the most generous per capita. But they just making jokes
Achtlaut
davefleming19903
You're at 69...I cannot upvote but great job
TheGrubinator
Ouch. I think I got sympathy burns from that.
djjedijens
Obligatory "Thanks, Obama!" comment?
BurnThatBridgeAsWeCrossIt
MAN9000
Thanks Antifa!
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
*"Thanks, Joe!"
RayMC
**“Thanks, Joe Mama!”
fantittytastic
Thanks JoeBama
DontBlameMeIVotedForKodos
Yikes it's been 4 years??
cantyaseekun
My excuse is coronavirus.
teddybonkerrs
Meh, it’s been 3 years for me. I’ve been on lots of dates and haven’t wanted to sleep with a single one of them
KeeweeBanana
To be fair 1 of those 4 years was a pandemic...
MrAlcoholic407
That seems like a normal amount of time to me. I'm so very lonely, I wish I were joking. I don't even want sex anymore, I want a best friend
drivergrrl
I feel ya.
Xecryo
I'm not a hugely social person.
emjay9010
*Barenaked Ladies in the background*
It's been four years since you came in me
Cocked your cock to the side and said, "I'm unsocial"
felicitousstrides
I feel your pain.
laskoCandyHero
I've gone 3 years before. Really not an issue if you're ok with it yourself. Found pressure from others was worse than how I actually felt
MrAlcoholic407
I'm saying! Why do my friends feel that my sexual life is their business? If I go years without it I don't mind and it's my personal agenda.
drivergrrl
Yup and yup.
IsolatedAsshole
Hey it's been almost 5 for me. Ever since my then cheated on me after 3 years together. Frankly haven't been in a trusting mood 1/
laskoCandyHero
Have you talked with a therapist about this?
SwedeOnAnIsland
Didn’t you mean ”thrusting mood”?
IsolatedAsshole
for awhile, and right before I was gonna ask someone I had just met out Covid started *womp womp
MrAlcoholic407
I feel this.
IsolatedAsshole
Sucks to have your trust taken advantage. Had a friend try to say "I get it," but only after they were cheated on did they really "get it."
enchillita
Hey I'm sorry this happened to you. I'm in the same boat and have difficulty with trust if you want to talk with someone who gets it.
micwithoutthek
Last time for me I got my wife pregnant. We have a toddler currently.
MrAlcoholic407
I'm so very sorry.
youwishyouhadaunicorn
Let's hope that was her last too?
micwithoutthek
Pretty certain it was. Sans sex we have a strong marriage.
StigsMilwaukeeCousin
Condoms are a thing..
MrAlcoholic407
So is abortion.
Assholefullofelbows
Wait you people are getting laid?
theshinobi23
Albatross267
LoopStricken
No.
FukcTedCruz
... you guys are having human contact?
MrJimmyRustles
denbabbe
Laid off..
ArcanistMMXIV
Wait you guys are people?
NinjaGrizzlyBear
Trickle down dickonomics
Trankia12
Gross, nobody needs to hear about that trickle down!
bondematt
I assure you, we are not
NoOneKnowsImLying
I know you're not full of your own elbows
tenaciousjeebs
I don’t know what this means but I love it anyway.
narnesandboble
It’s a reference to the username ?
MyOtherShipIsAPython
What do you mean "you people"?
tarataqa
people...like you.
MyOtherShipIsAPython
Huh... must've missed the memo.
danceswithkittons
Onsvaltti
Depression takes away my mood, my gf would like to but I'm always so tired. Illness is not fun.
amphid
take vitamin pills with extra vitamin D in them, the effect of sunshine kills the depressive mood
Onsvaltti
Depressive mood is one thing, I agree. Definitely need some vitamins. Untreatable chronic life-long depression is another ☝️
amphid
at least I'm not spamming your post with toxic positivity :D
Onsvaltti
Yeah, thank you XD I hate that shit. "Just smile and you are cured!! ??❤️"
zubax
I'm sorry. You must be on the independent era getting laid schedule.
AngryGraphicDesigner
qyrriqat
SweetrollTheif
Speak for yourself, ya virgin... Wait, no, thats me. fuck.
mangohuckleberry
If you're younger than 30 it's ok! Imo after 30 people have made the choice to not be a dating member of society lol.
xaizil98101
I'm 26 with no dating life in sight. I'm fucking doomed to being a crazy cat lady. Fuck.
mangohuckleberry
Well, you can always change what makes you undateable. Working on mental health, losing weight, and altering choosiness helps! Look forward!
MagikarpsSplashWasSuperEffective
mangohuckleberry
Buck up! The bus may have left but the station can be plenty fine. Cut your losses & live the best life you can despite the circumstances.
Onsvaltti
I don't get the "omg we need to get laid ASAP othervise we are LAME!!" -thing in almost all american teen movies. Is it really a thing? O__o
mangohuckleberry
I mean, if you don't get laid by 30, you're like the 1-5%. At that point it is a problem that has health effects (like erectile dysfunction)